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OH BOY, I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH CHOPPED FILLIPINX TORTA!!!! MY OSHI CANT BE THIS DYSGENIC!!!!

[bloom 𖧧 @bloomjpg]

Deme reveals her new VTuber model after viewers complained that it didn't accurately represent her IRL appearance 😳

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Kirkmare before 9/11-mas

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@SharrowJtodd "Counting or not counting hiver ganger violence?"

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@solaire9886 I thought it was some pocho latinx larping a Mexican reconquista, them being a troon makes it all the more funny

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@outrageddeer020 @TArchcast Real greasy pizza shit

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@MaybeMidwits Thomists caught gooning on main

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"You bring me 100 Israeli crewmen, 10 of them sing shanties and plunder. Half of them are Russian privateers, and other privateers. And the other ones are scallywags, no parrot on soldiers. When they join the crew, 20-30% are landlubbers"

[second lara @2ndaccincase]

There is a Pirate Party in Israel that goyim don't know about it

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@Chanterainn @countmaculad @lefebvrists He's a thin skinned autist, his pride is all he has

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@jellwhyfish

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@CesarzPontu @deusimpera He'll become a Thuc line bishop

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Bro I got the worst one imaginable

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

Fun game, draw a random life out of what we know about the entire history of human population statistics.

I died at six months old in Bronze Age Southeast Asia.

https://t.co/3WUkfzKquy

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The principal bodyslammed a kid for cutting class

[Jøsh 🐺 @LAM3L0BALL]

What was “the incident” at your high school?

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@MobstersDaily "Why don't you go fuck yourself, green goblin"

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The Pope came out of a manhole, showed me a beautiful girl, and said "you will have this" and then ran away laughing

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@kingofthehood89 Only president to vomit on another at a Japanese banquet

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Working in a city is funny because you'll have 8 straight hours of nothing and then some horrific, life altering shit happens 5 blocks away and you immediately stop caring because your shift ends 5 minutes later

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@EverythingOOC The Chinese Godfather

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@MobstersDaily He didn't wanna compromise into a tissue

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When the Arab stall owner doesn't say "my friend"

[Omar El Fares 🇵🇸 عُمَر الفارس @3lfares]

White men when an Arab girl rejects them

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@Back2Byzantium When an Arab says something so Phoenophobic you hit em with the Sharbel Stare