Sam

Antarctica is an island with only a northern coast.

[Sam @S4Fickel]

I just want a beautiful girl that I can get super wine drunk and attempt to build Legos with

[Paleo Pines 🦖 Our Spino is here! @PaleoPines]

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[Greg Miller @GameOverGreggy]

The Last of Us Part I giving you problems on PC?

Good.

You deserve them, you traitor.

[Sam @S4Fickel]

@Shame_Memory_ Back when they announced he was gonna be Vulture a friend of mine said that it was funny that it was the third time he was playing a bird and I had to inform him that bats are in fact mammals

[DAYSEEKER @dayseeker]

I mean, come on

[Sam @S4Fickel]

@roryspencer I like Doom Eternal a lot.

[Sam @S4Fickel]

@Shame_Memory_ SJ is easily my favorite subscription service

[Sam @S4Fickel]

@deadspace cutofftheirlimbs.jpg

[Sam Reich @samreich]

i love all of you posting your spotify wrappeds with mountport in them, but here's MY favorite playlist of the year

[APWOT @APWOTmag]

It's coming. Sign up to be notified on launch! 🎇

https://t.co/T3A3mtBesZ

[Sam @S4Fickel]

@Shame_Memory_ A viral tweet is probably one of the wilder ways one could run into someone they went to high school with a decade ago. Hope all’s well Shane

[Sam @S4Fickel]

@Fullm3talmoron Next time give them o’doul’s

[Braden 🏺 @BradenIsBased]

Oh shit oh fuck I need help guys

[_ Mark Thompson @_MarkThompson]

give Nathan Fielder $150 million to do a Sims movie

[I’m Ryan @rynowill75]

I’ve spent hours on tik tok a day for the past month and I’m here to tell you now: this is the coolest dude I’ve seen on there yet.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

“Also have a piano that drops down onto the gunman and his head pokes up through the smashed piano and when he smiles his teeth are all piano keys and then he says something like, ‘That’s gonna leave a mark,’ and then he passes out.

[Thors @WhatSeparatesMe]

@POTUS My brother in Christ you are quite literally the president.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/8NNNNzc1xQ

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

I can't believe the right always tries to claim this guy

[B°🌬 @_bethwoolley]

@KalobGossett

[Sam @S4Fickel]

thank you sweet lord baby jesus it is indeed a blessed day

[The McElroy Family @McElroyFamily]

#MonsterFactory is back! We’ve got a fistful of boiled prawns and we’re diving into the world of Elden Ring to see if we can answer the age-old question, “What if a Who kicked ass?”

https://t.co/c5l5gXv7XO