Pine Baroness

No regrets, coyote

[Pine Baroness @S4MST33L3]

Evil Paul Simon:

[Pine Baroness @S4MST33L3]

Four weeks ago in the middle of an Ulta at 5:36 p.m. I heard this song in full for the first time and absolutely could not believe my ears finding out it’s an interpolation of Head Like a Hole by NIN. Stopped me dead in my tracks that is so fucking funnydjsjxksjdjd

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

7 years ago, Ashley O released her first and last single.

[Pine Baroness @S4MST33L3]

Only person who should be executed is whoever did his injectables. The work’s not sitting mama

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Hegseth: "These Gitmo detainees should have been executed in my mind personally a long time ago"

[Pine Baroness @S4MST33L3]

Feels like anime (in general) has replaced The Office’s onerous role in the cultural zeitgeist. And much like everyone’s fervent adoration of the latter, I don’t really “get it”

[Pine Baroness @S4MST33L3]

I am watching the Jennifer Lopez vehicle “Office Romance” and there is a scene in the last third of the movie that is lifted basically shot for shot from Mad Men S7E12

[Pine Baroness @S4MST33L3]

Betty Gilpinaissance

[Pine Baroness @S4MST33L3]

@guruaskew @JonathonMomsen @darweeniewaves If there is a mass casualty event and everyone hops on their phones at the same time they’re/you’re not going to have service or get anything through anyway

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Beautiful gag in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) where Marilyn Monroe and Lauren Bacall are fantasizing about marrying a wealthy man and then it cuts to Betty Grable who is just dreaming about a delicious sandwich

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Even as a child, I couldn't bear the hypocrisy

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

i’m in the backrooms, watching you kiss her, woah oh oh

[Pine Baroness @S4MST33L3]

@Dbell314 @iicftoyou It’s not really a good job though. It’s visually too busy, organized awkwardly/disjointed, the red text is kind of illegible on the blue, beats a dead horse re: the environment being energetic, could be a lot cleaner and more concise.

[Pine Baroness @S4MST33L3]

In a less stupid world we’d be able to ask “why would the president be getting physicals and cognitive tests on a monthly basis if they weren’t actively monitoring something” without 3,900 bots clamoring to tell you how it’s Normal, Actually and also m’demonrat’s fault somehow

[Pine Baroness @S4MST33L3]

You read a softball critique of rich and powerful female artists *in general and hit-dog-hollered so hard you had to publish a dissertation about how Joan Baez and TS are in a woke-off and actually? Uhm. Taylor is winning ✊🙂‍↕️

[Pine Baroness @S4MST33L3]

I have been incredibly Online for an incredibly long time and this thread is legit one of the worst things I have ever seen on social media. Like ever

[betty elms @elizabethbelsky]

I'm just curious, when was the last time Joan Baez had to cancel a stadium concert because of a terrorist plot to murder her fans, or when Elon Musk last threatened to rape her, or when literal children were stabbed to death for the crime of being little girls who loved her?

[Pine Baroness @S4MST33L3]

When she brings Jane Fonda into it for no reason on her thread about why female artists should be allowed to tweet “vote💙” and call it a day. Now you’re just whacking random female activists for the fuck of it

[Pine Baroness @S4MST33L3]

@benny171a @iwbydbadbmotf1 @raven_brah Dee Dee I love that you’re playing the hits but do you really think younger folks are just idiot babies who can’t see the forest for the “Starbucks and DoorDash” or is it possible they’re fellow adults voicing frustrations while simultaneously doing what they can to save a buck

[Pine Baroness @S4MST33L3]

Informal casual conjugation “amazeballs”

[Pine Baroness @S4MST33L3]

I earnestly love when Gen X get up to their “our parents didn’t care if we lived or died as long as we came home when the street lights came on!” routine. We have a word for that in my culture (‘94 millennial)… it is simply awesomesauce :)

[Pine Baroness @S4MST33L3]

“We got food at home” ain’t just a river in Egypt!

[Pine Baroness @S4MST33L3]

Lotta people conflating “Growing up, my parents rarely got fast food - it was a treat for special occasions!” with “As a child, my parents only let ME have fast food on special occasions.” You don’t really know how often they were stopping on their lunch break or whatever lol

[Tom Wooldridge @TomDWooldridge]

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