So What Archer

A decent chap all at sea in a chaotic world not of his own making

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

Barbara is all of us

[Andrea Ale @_turnright_]

Lily Collins se tomó foto con el crew de Cadillac F1

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Ben Franklin didn't plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

[Steve Palazzolo @StevePalazzolo_]

Fascinated by the human instinct to sit in a 12-car drive thru instead of going inside where no one is in line

[Fa’| CHECadillac🖤 @Chapis__SP11]

No es una foto, es LA FOTO 😍✨

#ChecoPerez #CadillacF1

[John Stark @SandmanSlim02]

@_MoCowBell_ @moodyredhead @AlaskanCourtney @SSGRed1 @secretbnuy762 @BumpstockBarbie @cailleach_feasa @Shinedown1911

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

Movie theater: Please silence your phones.

Me, who hasn't taken my phone off silent since 2012: *double-checks*

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

Honest Cover Letter:

I’m interested in this job because it’s available. I feel I’m a match because I, too, am available.

You also list a “competitive salary,” which aligns with my passion for food and shelter.

I look forward to discussing this further with your AI screener.

[The Steampunk Gentleman Gamer ⚙️🚂🎩 @quirked_up_anzu]

Right before Porkins is shot down, Biggs yells "Eject!" at him as if they aren't all wearing open helmets and wouldn't just die anyway in the vacuum of space

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

No one is full of more false hope than me in line to buy a new anti frizz conditioner thinking yes, this will be the one.

[Alyse @mrs_alyse]

US: Americans travel internationally all the time.

EU: Mexico and Canada don't count.

US: Why?

EU: They're close.

US: Ah. So proximity matters when Americans travel but not when Europeans do.

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[MAZE @mazemoore]

This is one of the more important videos I’ve made.

Never forget this evil.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

One thing that’s been lost culturally is the satisfaction of hanging up on someone. You’d slam this fucker down and if you were mad enough you might even get a little “ding” from the ringer. Trust me when I say it felt fucking great.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Don't bullshit me, you would let them bulldoze a puppy orphanage to build a data center if it meant you could get an Amazon drone delivery the same day

[Living Tricks @LivingTricks_]

This is the temperature hack everyone should know 👀

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Liftoff of Starship!