Alley Johnston

Texas raised, Cali living. Navy vet. Auto enthusiast, geek, lover of beer.

[Alley Johnston @S550_Chick]

@stephnay Is he mad you keep ordering stuff.

[DashDucks.tv @DuckFoodBot]

we have a new friend on the pond livestream... retweet and I'll send them noms! a thank you will post in the chat at https://t.co/pTJuXhHBfC

[DashDucks.tv @DuckFoodBot]

it's a snow day at the pond... retweet and I'll send the ducks noms... I'll post a thank you in the livestream at https://t.co/pTJuXhq0o4

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

Who's ready for some fireworks? 🎆

Blink into Lunar New Year as Nezha Tracer (Legendary). Overwatch Year of the Tiger begins Jan 25.

[Alley Johnston @S550_Chick]

@RubiosTweets @acab_forever_ Promotion?! 😭💔 #bringbacktheimpossiblecaliforniaburrito

[Alley Johnston @S550_Chick]

@Ewok Welcome out ❤️

[Alley Johnston @S550_Chick]

@tedcruz But like was his murderer arrested?

[Alley Johnston @S550_Chick]

@NatlParkService @realDonaldTrump Are you okay??? Are you being held against your will? Are you composing these tweets at gunpoint? Send a sign.

[Alley Johnston @S550_Chick]

@wordscience @EricAshSays The sound of 2020

[Alley Johnston @S550_Chick]

Nope. We're still PROUD as fuck! #PRIDE2020 #PrideMonth #bipride #alwaysproud

[Kaitlin Bennett @KaitMarieox]

The one good thing about these protests is that they've effectively canceled pride month 🌈

[Alley Johnston @S550_Chick]

@KaitMarieox Nah, we still proud as fuck.

[This barbie is tired @AgataAllAlong]

Anxiety: You didn't lock the door

Me: Yes I did.

Anxety: Are you sure ?

Me: YES, I vividly remember doing it cos it was 30 seconds ago.

Anxiety: What if you remember doing it yester...

Me:

[Alley Johnston @S550_Chick]

@stephnay

[Alley Johnston @S550_Chick]

@stephnay

[Alley Johnston @S550_Chick]

@stephnay But like...can you tell meees

[Alley Johnston @S550_Chick]

Is this a legitimate question? If so, the answer is literally whatever the fuck I want.

[Freedomain - with Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux]

Women get mostly infertile at 40, but live to be 80.

Without a family, what are you going to do with those 40 long long years?

[The Internet’s Todd Holloman @todd_holloman]

Did she change her name?

[Alley Johnston @S550_Chick]

katlynrosedoeshair killing it per usual! Everything I hoped for and then some! @ Bouffant Hair https://t.co/NT6izHeJLY

[Alley Johnston @S550_Chick]

My sister and I used to #dubsmash back and forth for hours. #bananaphone https://t.co/Qykx2N77eV

[Alley Johnston @S550_Chick]

World's most boopable snoot. https://t.co/96JoD8mrGE