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Gilly, you owe me now that I got you an extra year to hang with your family. You got plenty of money in the bank by now, right?

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Yeah, bitches. @injuryexpert Just saw an agency's study on pitching injuries. Nexus>pitch counts. Money line: "No safe workload threshhold."

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Just eating some Cap'n Crunch and checking box scores. Damn this Ted Yoast guy is making me look like crap.

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Peace out, bitches.

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See, interweb nerds. That move totally works.

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Touche Acta. Touche.

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Some guy named named Pena just came up to me and asked when he could play catcher. I think it was Yuni playing a gag, we dont' have no pena

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Just got a look at this Killer Kilulalula guy, he doesn't look like a pinch runner.

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Man, I was totally going to pinch run Aviles for kendall. But then I realized I would have to put pena in the game. No thank you.

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Everybody is mad that I don't use soria in the 8th, but then I finally do it and everybody is still mad. #makeupyourminds

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I'm glad this is just a practice game. Wait...what? Then why isn't there anybody here?

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This mendoza chick is cute, but I am beginning to think she can't pitch.

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This Maier guy just moved gordon to 2nd. That was awesome!!!!!!!!!1one!!1 I like this kid. That was a productive out.

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Ok. Time to run ole jacky boy out there.....wait..the game is over? How did that happen?

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I really like this mendoza guy. Isn't his hair cute?

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We can have 14 pitchers on the roster, right?

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I almost hit Willie Boom Boom in the 2 hole.

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The only way old Gillys arm will get better is by throwing as many pitches as possible next time out. Its like an open wound. Keep poking it

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@fakedaytonmoore pffffft UT-Arlington HOF > Gardening college HOF

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Just got back from getting the mullett permed. What did I miss?