dyl

a guy just asked me if i twitter, hell yeaaaaa baby

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

i have to put a liter of beer in my hydro and go tan on the beach in order to save the world

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

I love being in LA cuz wdym the corner store has Blue pineapple lemonade from pressed juicery. Like bitch what

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

Eating a messy ass slice of pizza alone in the quietest part of the airport >>>>

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

The starbucks worker being in a good mood and friendly at the ass crack of dawn honestly just changed my vibe for the day in a really beautiful way

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

Have genuinely no idea why i have such a profound impact on all the straight men i've befriended throughout my life but they always make a point to remind me and tell me they miss me and it makes me feel so special like aw

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

@slimesicko And you've been saying this

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

Woke up and the first image in my mind was c*nnor st*rrie's ass i am genuinely a heathen wtf

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

You hear that mac theaux

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

I literally love telling an app it can't send me notifications. Shut up bitch!

[Nina Jolie @ninajolieb]

a date: whole foods pizza, peets coffee and sitting by the fire pit at the fountains .... whos taking me?

[sydyyy☁️☯️ @sydneypaige34]

the boy in the striped pajamas

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

My back is aching my bra too tight

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

A guy just asked me if i twitter, hell yeaaaaa baby

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

@miss_daytonaaa Don't come on here asking stupid ass questions

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

Sometimes i listen to my self-made 'fav songs of all time' playlist and i'm just like this song is SOOOO fucking good and it's like... i should've expected nothing less from myself. Genius

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

@ninajolieb

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

Everyone needs to stop eating good food without me

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

@Charlix_c_x .

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

Had such a crazy wild day off yesterday (got way too high on accident and had a lot of popcorn and diet soda)

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

Sick and tired of hearing all these people talk about what's the deal with this pop life and when is it gonna fade out

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

@slimesicko Wait i meant to say "except" more like because*

[dyl @SADlSTIC]

@slimesicko "Except"