almost sarah paulson

Oxford comma enthusiast & John Travolta’s no 1 fan • views are my own • (she/her)

[almost sarah paulson @SAKPolsin]

what the fuck are these met gala interview questions? don’t fucking piss me off with this dumbass shit

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 New Mexico has become the first state to make public universities tuition free for all.

Nearly every state Republican tried to block this change.

[Ceara Gilmartin-Donohue @Ceara_Gilmartin]

Will die on the hill that you’re never too good to knock a packet and as soon as you think you are you gotta consider some things

[almost sarah paulson @SAKPolsin]

make sports betting illegal again

[almost sarah paulson @SAKPolsin]

I’m on episode 1 of SLOMW season 4 and I’m already annoyed that these men are on TV. they aren’t even good TV, get them away from me

[orbeez gosh @orbeezgosh]

𝙸̲ give a fuck about an Oxford Comma

[kos @kostancaaa__]

seahawk may not be a real animal but it is a bird, so as always, go birds

[endora bullshit @collectdust]

make sports betting illegal again

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The crazy thing about whole milk is that Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein

[almost sarah paulson @SAKPolsin]

my top compliment for ST5 was how long it took for Joyce to behead Vecna

[almost sarah paulson @SAKPolsin]

“It’s so warm this Christmas” BECAUSE YOU USE AI TO WRITE A GODDAMN INSTAGRAM CAPTION

[almost sarah paulson @SAKPolsin]

a veggie supreme pizza is the most criminally underrated pizza

[Jelena @Feralfairy13]

The horsies are wearing their blankies. Insane aura

[Neck Deep @NeckDeepUK]

Pain is never permanent but tonight it’s killing me

[almost sarah paulson @SAKPolsin]

Love to see women trailblazing and making herstory

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Soleil the Belgian Sheepdog has won Best in Show at the 2025 National Dog Show

She is the first of her breed to ever win the award

[nathan @tinselgaiety]

at my friend’s house for thanksgiving dinner and what the FUCK did they just serve me

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

Thanksgiving Dinner 🍗

[United Farm Workers @UFWupdates]

As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to you.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

another year as a male instacart shopper on the day before thanksgiving. I’m substituting celery for leeks on your order. I’m telling you they’re out of canned cranberry sauce. I have never heard of lettuce.