SALESMAN G. JAMES

Hello Hello! Mr. James here! Just a humble salesman looking for business, work, deals, and opportunities!

(Email: [email protected]!)

[SALESMAN G. JAMES @SALESMAN_GJAMES]

Turns out Twitter isn't the only good place to make deals and meet opportunities! I have a strawpage now, made by a special friend! I'm open for any business!

https://t.co/aLO6I3WquF

[SALESMAN G. JAMES @SALESMAN_GJAMES]

Great news everyone

(Art by @Kyerixs)

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@tv_man99583 @plueywaves DAMN YOU ANONYMOUS USER!!! NO I DO NOT LIKE THEM!

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@plueywaves @wolfcatyz No? I did hit him with my poor baby, my sweet hot rod though, if we're being real, he should be lucky he didn't chip her paint!

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@tv_man99583 It was not lame. It was awesome

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I do. He shut it down.

[SALESMAN G. JAMES @SALESMAN_GJAMES]

Send me your I̸̡͓͈̝͑̾͋̑͊͐̔̒͜N̸̗̝̤̽̂̓̂̍̄͊̉̿̕ͅͅF̷͙̥̩̃͋͑̃̈́́͗O̸̥͓̟̻̬̹̔̐̕͜R̶̛̠̘͚͇̣̺͓̊͂̐̾̈͜M̴̪̯̩̂́͌Ą̸͍̘̼̘̪̭͎͔͂̔̈́͌͝͝͝T̷̞͍͈͈̗͖̯̠̊͂̚I̸͔̻̯̪̐O̷̗̮̪͕͉͒͘Ņ̵̜͔̃͝ and I'll see.

[SALESMAN G. JAMES @SALESMAN_GJAMES]

@ilikeapplz You're okay my boy, lets focus our anger on something else for now.

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@tv_man99583 No Sam, thats Karkat. And hes making me touch myself.

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@staticneos He'll be okay, he's crashing at my apartment for now. He'll be okay

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So. @/tv_man99583 keeps acting weird. Valentines was kinda rough but I got him in the shower and I bought some extra drinks. Just lay off the guy for now

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whenever i get the rights to wwe

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Hes a cute baby but why is he piss yellow??

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???

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Only if you let me hand the keys, heh. Just a test drive!

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@plueywaves ew

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@plueywaves @tv_man99583 You're a 100 in my book

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I mean, are you looking or something?

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@tv_man99583 The only green I wanna see is 100's all over my bed like the roses those couples do

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@TippinsTealie Don't be off the clock too long pal.

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I've decided a beak was needed and want to see what my colleagues do in their free time. is the tag #pippintwt or is it #miketwt??