Hi, i’m sally poodle, and i’m th- y’know what? No, fuck this. You can’t pay me to say this!
Listen, all you need to know is that I’m here now and that’s it.
[Sally poodle joins frickbears parodytwt!]
@SALLYSPLAYT1ME I’ve taken to haunting the nearest lawyers office located in hell , which was quite an easy feat considering lawyers are evil and so plentiful down here . You will be receiving not only an evil cease and desist but also a very bad night shift . Fuck you .
- B.G.
CLARA!! Do you know about something funny that just happened today??
W-what happened, Vlad?... Why is it so funny? Everything here seems perfectly normal to me...
Ooh, Clara, you have no idea! We’re now a parody account for Frickbearsssss!!!
.... What is Frickbear's Vlad?