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@mightyneiner @parandeye_zard you misunderstand me. the goal isn’t to eliminate close calls, which are inherent to any game played by rules. the goal is to reduce their incidence and make the close calls intuitive, as all good rules do. the current offsides does neither, and changing it would improve the game

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@mightyneiner @parandeye_zard this is such a needlessly obtuse false dilemma lmfao, you could very easily just amend the current offside rule such that an offensive player with any part of their body in line with or behind the body of the defender would be onside

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@slayranghae we mortgage the franchise betting on a weighty asf ring solidifying ovi top 5 oat beyond all doubt or we lose fucking everything and our lives are ruined. i’m all in.

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@brandon__alter @OVECHKlN that boy gone 💔

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@vvhhaatt @6Dermite @CapsChirp @dicnowder ya now that the hopium has worn off bra there was no chance we were ever getting robertson, chris patrick calls with 4 first rounders and “ivan miroshnichenko” n dallas farts on the phone then hangs up lmao, delusion was hella fun while it lasted though

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@vvhhaatt @6Dermite @CapsChirp @dicnowder would have preferred robertson obv but assume this deal happens bc we weren’t able to come to an agreement w dallas, super excited abt this forward core team went from maybe making the second round if everyone overachieves to being a contender in the east

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@CapsChirp @vvhhaatt @6Dermite @dicnowder dallas will 100% ask for a player/prospect which is why i said picks alone would be the easiest yes in the world lol, i fear miro and cristall are not long for this world

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@vvhhaatt @6Dermite @CapsChirp @dicnowder 2026 caps offense w robertson would be deepest in the league and those would be bottom draft picks, getting a certified A-lister for a bunch of 5-year prospect picks is the easiest decision imaginable, give me a ~10% shot at an ovi retirement cup + post ovi core n fuck dem picks

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@chaseahcheck3 @Def1qnt @PrimeBrunson @KnicksMuse no life small time wannabe bothersome low iq loser at the ripe age of 18 ur ngmi </3

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@chaseahcheck3 @Def1qnt @PrimeBrunson @KnicksMuse spending these youth nights trolling on twitter instead of stepping outside i feel bad for you bra, one day you will be old and wonder where the time went grats on graduating doe

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@chaseahcheck3 @Def1qnt @PrimeBrunson @KnicksMuse don’t you have better things to do on a work night than this man

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@chaseahcheck3 @Def1qnt @PrimeBrunson @KnicksMuse funny to talk about tears when wemby is allowed to punch brunson in the back of the head and still cry for fouls all game lmfao, refs obviously allowed spurs to play a much more physical game than the knicks and only retarded ass homers like you are saying otherwise, dipshit

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@chaseahcheck3 @Def1qnt @PrimeBrunson @KnicksMuse it’s less that those weren’t fouls in a purely technical sense but that the spurs are allowed to play like rabid pit bulls that haven’t been fed for two weeks on the other end of the court with little to no repercussions, the knicks have literally had to challenge obvious calls

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@capsboybebop caps the only team to beat vegas #devilmagic in da finals im sensing narratives

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@capstrav1s i b gettin emotional

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@BenStiller @beatgrade

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@OnBoardEveryone @Seb_Di1 @ssmoek_i @testudoburner buddy received a deeply earnest, tender expression of longing attachment and his first thought was posting it to twitter, so i can see why

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@Seb_Di1 @ssmoek_i @testudoburner literally said that their relationship was so important to her that she won’t be able to have another one without thinking of the connection they shared and clueless ppl on this app will still say “it’s over she moved on” lmfao, this how single ppl stay single

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@tvrrzr @HYeeup @sahararelic imo one of the all time greats and is extremely accessible. he wrote something like 120 short stories and none of his novels are particularly long, which is a barrier for a lot of people. unrelentingly bleak, though. a scanner darkly and ubik were some hard reads, if brilliant.

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@tvrrzr @HYeeup @sahararelic i immediately thought of we can remember it for you wholesale, which is a novelette. i likewise can't think of any novel of his that's really about this, at least none that i've read.