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My dear Odia friends, please wish me "Durga Puja" not "Navaratri".

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Little birdie just told me - Nobel Committee had decided to give peace prize to "Fraand Dolaand". But Vishwaguru called Oslo and showed his "ନାଲିଆଖି" Red Eyes. The committee shat in their pants, deciding against it.

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Hindi is the highest spoken Indian language in US, followed by Gujurati, Telugu, Bengali (Bangladeshis contribute there) and Tamil - in this order.

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No girl will chose 6 packs over 6 cars, so goddamnit go to work instead of sweating at the gym!

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I thought it's the Democrats who are fiscally irresponsible until Trump's election promise for a handout of $5000 to each American is a classic conservative hypocrisy who could get fiscally liberal when they get desperate

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The penchant of some politicians for receiving Awards reminds me of the legendary Hollywood director Billy Wilder while receiving his Oscars famously said - "Awards are likehemorrhoids. Once in lifetime every asshole gets it".

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The founder of https://t.co/GVjrefMc0j lost his girlfriend to a man she found on https://t.co/GVjrefMc0j

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My good cholesterol is bad, bad cholesterol is good. My iron count is low. How Ironic !!!

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@P0eMPieDinges @ajmahapatra They won a great match

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Happy Yoga Day to all. But let's not make this political as if Vishwaguru has patented it. It would be akin to I patenting my fart !

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Completed 30 years in America. The best part was my interview with the client here. The guy at the other end was an ex-REC Alumni. Only thing he said - "Oh, I see you are from REC. I am sure you can do the job. When can you fly to US".

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BJP completed 2 years in power in Odisha. It was considered inept from the beginning. Now on its 2nd Anniversary it can termed as corrupt.

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After Vishwaguru finished his trip to Europe, the European Union just praised Pakistan, linking Kashmir to Ukraine war. Macron Hee Hee Hee, Melani Khi Khi Khi.

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The morons who are accusing Fakir Mohan Senapati of being a British agent should know that if he wasn't born we Odias in all probability would be speaking Bengali today.

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I have observed that the overwhelming majority of Brahmins are supporters of Modi/BJP. It includes my father though he isn't Bhakt type.

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Kerala’s one hundred percent literacy rate takes a temporary dip whenever Modi jee visits Kerala.

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Train drivers are called Loco pilots, same as layoffs are termed workforce reduction. Everything is just a matter of semantics.

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Jahangir pampered Sah Jahan's son and his grandson Sah Suja a lot. Dara Sikoh was the blue eyed boy of his father Sah Jahan. But it was Aurangzeb, the mostly ignored prince who ascended the throne. Fortune favors self made folks.

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Fraand Dolaand's delegation with message from "Fatherland" and officials from Iran head to Islamabad for peace talks this Friday.

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Khushwant Singh in his book "We Indians" wrote a chapter on our SUBZANTAWALLAH (Mr. Know All) tendency. Sad he didn't live long enough to see his opinion profligate on social media on Iran war.