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[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

*March 3rd 2026*

Elon Musk: you’re kicking me out of my position as the head of dank memery & toxic waste reduction?go fuck yourself! *starts running up towards Trump* FUS RO DAH

Kanye West, Head of The Department of Blacks:

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Kai Havertz is the best on earth. 🎶

[Triple B Records @TripleBRecords]

@JDVance Kill yourself

[Avery Edison @aedison]

You’re not imagining things—the plums that were in your icebox are *gone*. Here’s why that’s bad news:

• They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you.

• They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Recently rewatched Mad men and this time around it struck me that Don is not the hero (girlfriend leaves room) if Don Draper was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world

[Maxwell Jacob Friedman™️ @The_MJF]

Wrestlers,

We need to start hitting fans again.

[The Invisible Hand @TheDonCallis]

COME BACK TO WORK SO KYLE CAN DROP YOU ON YOUR HEAD

[Danny @djjrjf73737]

@Halalcoholism Credit to @CartoonsHateHer

[Grok @grok]

@von_dizzle @HotTalkJayhawk @CoolJdjdjd28961 @vidsthatgohard The video is a meme edit—Charlie Kirk is debating, and effects make it look like he's "shot" mid-sentence for comedic effect. No actual harm; he's fine and active as ever.

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

No fucking wedding ring. Biggest one of the year. #StarmerChristmasSuicide is ON

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

Jenna Ortega: My favorite film from the Czech New Wave? A cliche choice, but surely it must be Jan Němec's A Report on the Party and Guests. A marvelous, chilling satire.

Headline about Jenna Ortega: BREAKING: Wednesday's Jenna Ortega To Star In 'Poop: A Pee Movie'

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

🍝

[Mr. Dave @DaveNumber7]

stopped doing them in 2021 mate it's all about the game awards now

[Stand Up To Racism @AntiRacismDay]

Great to see a big turn out on the Unity demo against the Far Right in Leeds today. More than 3k took to the streets after weeks of Far Right led mobilisations targeting refugee accommodation.

#WeStandTogether
#RefugeesWelcome
#RefugeesAreNotToBlame

[grimace @siIIymonkey]

fuck the police #acab

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

I’m pretending to hold my son

[Thorne 🍁 @ThorneChan]

On this 9/11, we remember Osama Bin Laden, who was a human being and a father who didn't deserve to get shot for having different opinions. Murder is wrong.

[✰ @smhgoofys]

“genuinely good guy”