Samuel "Turret" Slater

1856 | 213 victory royales | COVID survivor | '09 little league all star | canned gatorade indulger | 91/100 GD t100

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

Wife saw the jacket and goes “you brought your master’s stuff” #shrink

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

Unfortunately, my looper is departing Bandon after this year. He has some rec’s for me, but i’m open to recommendations from beev for a caddie that will be in Bandon in ‘27.

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

@NorthBerwickFan I mean, if you want Maxwell, Crystal Downs and Southern Hills are “so good”.

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

Prairie Dunes is so close to being so good

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

@HoustonGolfHead #3 feels strange and cramped, #5 is out of place with the rest of the front. I don’t think the par 5’s are particularly great. 11-16, along with 18 is great. It’s good, it’s just not “so good”

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

Federal

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

@NOTdaRealGil Lovely track, did you tee off from the wrong tee box? #ifykyk

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

#LOTD

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

Estancia, I am inside of you. Off to Augusta tonight.

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

Course is lovely too

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

The award for best clubhouse wine list west of the Mississippi: #ballknower

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

The Quarry at La Quinta, you were scrumptious. I don’t know how I feel about having to pickup and remove divots of any kind though

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

Left it in the short side bunker and made bogey.

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

Avg member age of 81.4 and home of the range where I learned to play.

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

Text from Mom. This is march?

[Shaquille Oatmeal @Shaquilhim]

I recommend getting to your nearest TV and watching Braden Smith take over a ball game

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

Thank god the committee put Miami in over Texas. Gotta applaud prioritizing competitive games.

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

@WagnerMustache Just made it far easier, drove all the members out, usual dormie activity.

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

Will never forgive them for what they did to Vic. Natl.

[stuck @stuck_n_a_bunk]

@Grizz_wold They are soo clutch, Dormie Pin!

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

@mmathiasob @stuck_n_a_bunk Did you ever have the pleasure of playing it before? Dormie did what they do to all clubs, kill the charm, take the teeth out so that corporate hacks have more fun, and then clear foliage so it looks better on pictures.

[Samuel "Turret" Slater @SAMTurretSlater]

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