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@SAMUNC2014 UN resolves to recommend strict border restrictions in fight against ebola #SAMUNC2014

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@SAMUNC2014 #securitycouncil #SAMUNC2014 Fox would like to issue a retractment- ebola monkeys revealed to be a mere rumour.

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@SAMUNC2014 NATO working hard to locate ebola affected Isis monkeys, still on the run. #SAMUNC2014

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@SAMUNC2014 @RussiaTdy shabbily accuses Australia's ebola solutions as linked to starvation of millions #SAMUNC2014

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@SAMUNC2014 fears spread as ebola infected primates unable to be located. US fears Russia intelligence involvement #SAMUNC2014

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@SAMUNC2014 US recommends institutional incarceration of all infected primates #SAMUNC2014

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@SAMUNC2014 Islamist monkeys were purportedly deliberately deployed at airports #SAMUNC2014

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@SAMUNC2014 Isis reportedly "deliberately spread" virus through use of infected monkeys #SAMUNC2014

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@SAMUNC2014 Fox again apologizes, France "fully and strongly committed " to extensive nuclear strikes. #SAMUNC2014

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@SAMUNC2014 US to enact contingency plan against ebola #SAMUNC2014

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@SAMUNC2014 France opposing full scale nuclear strike in ebola virus affected areas. Obama's UN delegates remain silent #SAMUNC2014

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@SAMUNC2014 Fox would like to apologise, approx. 300 US nationals affected #SAMUNC2014

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@SAMUNC2014 Approx. 583 US casualties of ebola virus #SAMUNC2014

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@SAMUNC2014 BREAKING NEWS- new bout of ebola. US citizens affected. #SAMUNC2014

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@SAMUNC2014 #securitycouncil #SAMUNC2014 Resolution passes. Non western control of oil will ensue

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@SAMUNC2014 #securitycouncil #SAMUNC2014 China and Russia form unholy alliance against proposed Libya security measures

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@SAMUNC2014 #securitycouncil #SAMUNC2014 Fox would like to retract that statement- there will be UN forces present

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@SAMUNC2014 Arab/African forces to operate "defensively" - US fails to ensure any form of western control #securitycouncil #SAMUNC2014

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@SAMUNC2014 #securitycouncil obama admin consents to African and Arab control of oil zones #SAMUNC2014

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@SAMUNC2014 #Ecosoc resolution approved and passed. Now, onto important matters. #SAMUNC2014