samvan

If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing thats it's stupid

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life.

[samvan @SAMvan__I_AM]

sweet messages from my sweet tea #southernbrew #sweettea #myteaisbetterthanyours http://t.co/KBl4WpXD9h

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

If the tea ain't sweet, I ain't drinkin' it.

[NFL @NFL]

Odell Beckham makes an 80-yard TD look as easy as... a one-handed catch.

Because OBJ is not from earth. http://t.co/gYa18OghMM

[samvan @SAMvan__I_AM]

our kitchen staff loves me sometimes 😉 #jwr #johnwright #dessert #boobies http://t.co/slAmIrcLbc

[samvan @SAMvan__I_AM]

“@CuteOverloads: now this is a real hot dog http://t.co/q0BhHNtBew” @MWiertel #weiner

[samvan @SAMvan__I_AM]

“@CauseWereGuys: Mark Sanchez is such a bitch lmao https://t.co/L46UYXCuTp” @MWiertel hahah go bills!

[samvan @SAMvan__I_AM]

debating on even watch the giants game this afternoon

[samvan @SAMvan__I_AM]

it seems like everyone's getting married or engaged

[Mandalooo @mandalooo5375]

“@funnyortruth:” @SAMvan__I_AM

[samvan @SAMvan__I_AM]

WTF #TheWalkingDead 😳

[Awe Adorable @AweAdorable]

HES SO FLUFFY

[samvan @SAMvan__I_AM]

better luck next year #NYGiants

[samvan @SAMvan__I_AM]

tonight I am an #Eagles fan

[samvan @SAMvan__I_AM]

“@pickupIines: this is so cheesy but I think you're the gratest” @MWiertel 😉

[NFL @NFL]

Odell Beckham just broke the internets.

Catch. Of. The. Year. #DALvsNYG http://t.co/e8J5kzCFN4