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Created this account so that if I die prematurely news reports will describe me as an 'influencer' instead of unemployed.

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@luxxgracie in youth we have more ego than experience, and dont realize the opportunities we miss when we put the walls up.

Anyway reach out if you ever feel like it. Good luck.

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@luxxgracie What happened to your insterz?

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You ever think about how there's billions of Asians in the world, but people named Asia are always Black?

Riveting. 🧐

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Why do people think it's so gross I pee in the shower? It's not like I do it while I'm TAKING a shower. I'm not an animal.

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Hey, what if I say "no homo... phobia" after an inadvertently sus comment? Acknowledging my comment was dubiously phrased, but also clarifying that my correction is not made with bigoted intentions.

Is that allowed?

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Reminder to all the *ladies* out there: My name might not be Greg or Duane, but trust me honey... I am ALL MAN.

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Pro tip: Twerking REALLY helps with constipation.

Bonus pro tip: Don't ask how I found that out. It's not a question you'll be glad you asked.

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Do you ever wonder if the names Brendan and Brandon diverged from a common ancestor hundreds of years ago?? 🤔

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How come we call dark skinned people black, and fair skinned people white, but we never call mixed race people gray??

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How is it that radiation is both the cause of and treatment for cancer...?

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"There must be some kind of way out of here..."

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Account set up and ready to roll. Time to MANIFEST LIKE THE UNABOMBER.

(Just a pun, not a threat).