Hurricane Sandy

#FRANKENSTORM UP IN DIS BITCH.

[Ray @notRayD]

#LetsMakeItAwkward @BarackObama @MittRomney

[Ray @notRayD]

The slave cook is cooking. She knows her place #ramennoodles

[Hurricane Sandy @SANDYTHEHCANE]

OH SHIT MY DRUNK ASS JUST TRIPPED OVER SUM WIRE AND KNOCKED DA POWER OUT

[Hurricane Sandy @SANDYTHEHCANE]

RETWEET IF YOUR LUCK ASS STILL HAS POWER.

[Hurricane Sandy @SANDYTHEHCANE]

YO IS YO POWER ON? LOL NOT FOR LONG THO.

[Hurricane Sandy @SANDYTHEHCANE]

DIS BITCH ON DA WEATHER CHANNEL CALLED ME A BIG STORM. HOW YOU JUS GON MAKE FUN OF MY WEIGHT LIKE DAT?

[Hurricane Sandy @SANDYTHEHCANE]

DIS HOE OUTSIDE WITH AN UMBRELLA BITCH GET YO ASS BACK INSIDE YOU AIN'T @RIHANNA

[Hurricane Sandy @SANDYTHEHCANE]

HEY PEOPLE HAD ENOUGH? I DON'T THINK SO!

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SOME MOTHA FUCKA ON DA WEATHER CHANNEL SAID IM GONNA GET WORSER. HE'S SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE.

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YA'LL AIN'T SEEN SHIT YET.

[Hurricane Sandy @SANDYTHEHCANE]

IF U CAN'T MAKE DAT ASS CLAP I'MA KNOCK YOUR HOUSE THE FUCK DOWN.

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WHO WANTS A FREE HOT TUB THO??? I CAN THROW 1 TO U. OH SHIT IT LANDED ON YO CAR SORRY NIGGA.

[Hurricane Sandy @SANDYTHEHCANE]

JUST BLEW A LAPTOP INTO THE OCEAN. NOW A DELL IS ROLLING IN DA DEEP.

[Hurricane Sandy @SANDYTHEHCANE]

JUST DROPPED SOME DUMB ASS HO FROM DA WEATHER CHANNEL ON HER ASS.

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RETWEET IF U WANNA TWERK WIT ME. #HURRICANESASSY

[Hurricane Sandy @SANDYTHEHCANE]

RETWEET IF YOU DON'T HAVE SCHOOL TODAY CAUSE MY BITCH ASS!

[Hurricane Sandy @SANDYTHEHCANE]

YOU PEOPLES BEST HAVE LOTS OF MOVIES ON DVD, CAUSE I'M BOUT TO KNOCK YO CABLE OUT.

[Hurricane Sandy @SANDYTHEHCANE]

IM BOUT TO MAKE YO MONDAY JUST A LITTLE BIT WORSE.

[Hurricane Sandy @SANDYTHEHCANE]

I WENT TO HIGHSCHOOL WIT IRENE. SHE CAN'T EVEN TWERK. SHE AIN'T BOUT DAT HURRICANE LYFE.

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BLEW A TREE DOWN ON SUM HOES CAR CUZ SHE WAS A BASIC BITCH. YOLO.