Rockslide

SICK cool Super Hero made of EXPLODING ROCKS. You may have seen me on TV.

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Spring Break at the Jean Grey School. Just me relaxing poolside with a nice cold glass of my favorite minerals.

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I'm a rock. Rocks don't need math. Show me one rock in the world that uses math.

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I bet those kids in the Savage Land are having so much fun. And I get to stay here and have a stupid math test.

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I'm getting a C in geology. AND I'M MADE OUTTA ROCKS! That's like the Hulk getting a C in smashing. Or Wolverine getting a C in smelling bad

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Late at night in the school, all you can hear are the Bamfs in the walls. Creepy. And also Beast snoring.

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I never want to see another clown as long as I live.

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Food Blimp 3000 appears to be running out of food. Not good. Where are our teachers?

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Anybody seen those Avengers Academy kids since our football game? They seem to have disappeared. Ah, I'm sure they're fine.

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@SANTORULES Uh oh. From what I've heard, it usually doesn't work out too well when X-Men go to the circus.

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Um... has anybody seen any teachers around lately?

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Anybody wanna pet my Bamfs before they go?

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Wait, what did he just stuff in our bags?

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What was that he was working on in there? Was that a time machine?

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Hey, wait a minute, these candies are all frozen.

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@QQuire is dressed like Cyclops.

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Wait, aren’t you gonna give us a treat, @JGSHeadmistress?

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I swear, sometimes it sounds like they’re building something in there.

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I feed them chocolate. And I let them take parts from my computer. They’re all in the walls of my dorm room.

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I’m Plymouth Rock!

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Hey, guys! I didn’t miss the candy yet, did I?