Sex and the City 3

It's official -- Sex and the City 3 is on! We're tweeting our favorite puns from the set. Let's Carrie it over the finish line!

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BIG: Carrie, the first line of your column this week said you want a divorce?
CARRIE: I write arch and provocative ledes.

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CARRIE: He wouldn't reciprocate, and then he just left!
SAMANTHA: It's like I always say! Don't retreat from me if you're not swallowing me.

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[V.O.]: I owed Big a text... but I couldn't navigate my iOS. Maybe, in New York, there really is a thin line between love... and 8.

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[V.O.]: At the Michael Kors show, Stanford's new lovah caused a fuss -- by insulting someone else's model.
NATE SILVER: I could model better

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MACARTHUR FOUNDATION: We're giving you a grant with 0 restrictions
CARRIE: Off to Bergdorf!
MACARTHUR FOUNDATION: wait some restrictions

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[V.O.]: As Miranda tried to balance motherhood with solving crimes, Charlotte was investigating the mysteries... of Torah.
CHARLOTTE: Oy vey

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[V.O.]: As the referendum approached, one Scot realized you could take his freedom... but you couldn't take his wife.
TREY: I'm back

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[V.O] I'd been so busy on Tumblr I'd ignored *my* SJW: Charlotte, a newly Single Jewish Woman. Maybe the *cis* that matters...is sisterhood.

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[V.O.]: As Samantha suffered a *nudist rupture* at the beach...I was a News Disruptor.
[Vanity Fair cover reads: "Disruptive and Fabulous?"]

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[V.O.]: As I reunited with my very first high school boyfriend, I couldn't help but wonder: Was Stanford right? Was the *first* real?

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AIDAN: Why do you wear your Apple Watch on a chain?
CARRIE: It's closer to my heart this way.
[V.O.]: Maybe I didn't have Wife-I enabled.

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SAMANTHA: iPhone *six*? Honey, I need an iPhone SE-- [trails off]
CARRIE: What's wrong?
SAMANTHA: Exhausted. My battery life is *awful.*

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CARRIE: Off to meet my lovah!
SAMANTHA: Can... iWatch? [flashes brand-new Apple iWatch]
[ALL laugh]
SAMANTHA: You didn't answer my question

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[V.O.]: New Yorkers know you don't want too many Cooks. That's why Stanford needed only one.
STANFORD: Tim, what time is your work thing?

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CHARLOTTE: He... said I was basic!
SAMANTHA: Honey! The only thing that fights basic... is acid! [pulls out old bag of LSD]

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CARRIE [TO GIRLS]: The Economist retracted my sex column... Now the only thing I wish I had *unsigned* was my receipt at Manolo Blahnik!

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[V.O.]: After a night of streaming raw content-ment... sometimes a girl needs a filter.
[TO BODEGA EMPLOYEE]: Marlboro Ultra Lights, please

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SAMANTHA: Ladies, meet my new client, FKA Twigs!
[V.O.]: Maybe all girls need FKA. Friends, Kisses, a great Apartment... & a few baby heirs.