¡SATIRISTAS!

Comic provocateurs targeting political hypocrisy, media distortion & institutionalized ignorance. By @PaulProvenza & @Dan_Dion:

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, CNN's Senior Data Analyst Harry Enten, just broke down how Donald Trump is collapsing amongst his own base in rural America. This spells disaster for Republicans ahead of the midterms. Woah.

[Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

I asked Senate Republicans who among them thought Trump’s slush fund was a good idea. None replied and silence filled the chamber.

I then offered Republicans a chance to shut it down by voting for my amendment.

They chose not to. They are simply too scared of crossing this corrupt president.

[American Nightmare @Crazycaptaincat]

The antisemite of the Year!

[Wally Rashid @wallyrashid]

Kushner took one Albanian island and now they're revolting against their government.

The Israel Lobby bought out the entire US federal government and we're just accepting it.
https://t.co/34Ko0pysqT

[Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw]

Extraordinary Letter.

Points to Bill Pulte appointment as national security danger.

"The undersigned include twenty-eight former service secretaries and retired general and flag officers who
collectively served under every president from John F. Kennedy to Joseph R. Biden, Jr"

[The New Republic @newrepublic]

A whistleblower revealed the horrific plan at the Social Security Administration. https://t.co/kAsPyo9ZvK

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

MAJOR BREAKING: The NASDAQ just saw the LARGEST point drop in a single day in HISTORY!

It FELL 1121 Points

The previous all-time record was 1050.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

NYT headline when the economy added 266,000 jobs under Biden vs. NYT headline when BLS says the economy added 172,000 jobs under Trump.

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Juan Orlando Hernández was convicted of smuggling more than 400 tons of cocaine into the U.S.

Trump gave him a full pardon.

[AnthonyAndrews @anthon7yandrews]

This is the Russian oligarch who owns the resort being developed on the controversial island in Albania that Jared & Ivanka are managing. He was engaged to Naomi Campbell while she was running around w/Ghislaine Maxwell. The entire picture isn’t that difficult to piece together.

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

Serious case in Israel 🚨

A 2-week-old infant contracted HSV-1 during ritual circumcision via oral suction by a Jewish Rabbi.

The virus spread to the brain, requiring critical care and hospitalization.

Source: Israeli newspaper Maariv

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Bombshell? Why is nobody in Congress talking about this unredacted Epstein file! This is a 2016 Presidential candidate who has emailed Jeffrey Epstein & says he got more votes in Iowa than Jeb Bush did.He also talks about scuba diving by little St.James.Rubio? EFTA02059919

[¡SATIRISTAS! @Satiristas]

And he didn’t care then either.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Trump on rising gas prices:

"People thought it was going to be a lot worse"

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

This is an incredible admission that pro-Israel forces are going straight to the AI companies to alter the perception of reality that you see.

You can call this influence, manipulation or control, but you can’t say it’s not happening. She just told you they’re doing it.

[Sheldon Whitehouse @SenWhitehouse]

Literally as the Republican House cut these food benefits, Republican Senators were eating lobster for lunch.
https://t.co/gQ7WzuogoS

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

They never have money for anything that helps people, but always find it for Trump’s vanity projects. The latest? Renaming the Department of Defense the Department of War, a change that accomplishes absolutely nothing while costing taxpayers $125 million.
https://t.co/6Y9BAHaChq,

[Democracy Docket @DemocracyDocket]

NEW: Meet ELLY — the new controversial tool a right-wing activist pitched to Georgia's election board this week.

The program can be used by citizens to look up someone's voter registration status and can flag voters for removal.

But most concerningly: It uses unreliable public data to do so. https://t.co/it8O6TgYmF

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

JUST IN: ALBANIANS CALL FOR PM EDI RAMA TO RESIGN AFTER STRIKING DEAL WITH JARED KUSHNER FOR PROTECTED COASTLINE

“Albania is not for sale. Albania belongs to the Albanian people, and we decide what we want to do here.

It's not that some corrupted politicians can decide what they can do with our property.

He's trying to trade our country as a personal property of him and his family and his collaborators.

We want him to resign.”

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Fox: Inflation has now outpaced wages for the first time. Inflation at 3.8% over the past 12 months. Wages are up 3.4% over that time.

[DannyKPolitics @DannyKPolitics]

EXCLUSIVE: American citizen Sama Safi abducted by Israeli forces, detained without charge, medication withheld

Sama Safi, a 20-year-old American citizen and second-year Birzeit University student, was dragged from her family’s home in the occupied West Bank at roughly 3 a.m. on June 2 by about 10 Israeli soldiers. She has not been charged. Her family and the U.S. embassy were not told where she was taken, why, or for how long. Sen. Chris Van Hollen has publicly demanded her release, saying she told the soldiers she was American and they did not care.

Safi has familial Mediterranean fever, a chronic condition that triggers fevers spiking to 105°F and episodes of inflammation that cause debilitating pain. She manages it with daily medication and a quarterly injection she must travel abroad to receive. Her advocates say Israel has withheld that medication for days, and her family does not know her current health status. She was processed through Ofer military prison and is now held at the Moscovia interrogation center in Jerusalem.

Safi is one of four Birzeit students seized in the same wave of raids, alongside Jolan Abu Awad, Natalia Abu Dia, and graduate Laila Nael Khalil. The Israeli military said the women were suspected of promoting terrorist activity but has produced no public charges and gave the family no explanation beyond telling them they would find out in court. Van Hollen put the core issue plainly: the Netanyahu government takes American taxpayer dollars and then mistreats American citizens.

The cabinet official Van Hollen is asking to act, Marco Rubio, built the U.S. government’s most aggressive wrongful-detention apparatus — designating Iran a “state sponsor of wrongful detention,” the first country ever so labeled, and publicly welcoming Americans home from Iran and Afghanistan. That apparatus has never been aimed at Israel. Safi, an American, is held by a U.S.-funded ally that has not told her own embassy where she is.

This would not be the first time. In October 2025, members of Congress twice wrote Rubio warning that Americans detained by Israel had received minimal to no consular assistance, in contrast to other governments that immediately advocated for their citizens. Safi’s family are Florida residents, and Rubio is Florida’s former U.S. senator.

The question HNC12 is putting to his office and to the family’s congressional representative: has the United States requested consular access to Sama Safi, and has Israel granted it?

The official best positioned to act is from the same state as the family. Marco Rubio was born in Miami and represented Florida in the Senate from 2011 until 2025, when he became secretary of state — the cabinet officer directly responsible for protecting Americans detained abroad. Sama Safi’s family are Florida residents. Sen. Chris Van Hollen called on Rubio by name. The State Department’s only stated posture on her case so far is that it is “monitoring” it.