passport cousin

american latino with epigenetic new england townie trauma // tu primo del norte con sangre de langosta

[i²cjak @i2cjak]

this is actually safer than using Apple firmware or really any Apple code (those who know)

[passport cousin @SAUCE_CoV_2]

@markocantdunk Washroom instead of restroom. Parkade instead of garage.

[sam @toxickilos]

This picture is so fierce

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

Ukrainians will really be like "you believe in posting articles on Lesswrong? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing data centers" and then firebomb a data center.

[Jedi Rich @jedirich_]

She was trying to cross a rushing flood because she was afraid of losing her job.

This woman told me she works @FlamingoVegas and feared being fired for arriving late- even with floodwater blocking her route.

Flamingo: please reassure your employees that nobody needs to risk their life to make a shift.

[passport cousin @SAUCE_CoV_2]

@axiochrono That has almost nothing to do with it. It was wildly inefficient, it never came close to turning a profit.

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

Adult friendships are basically like… I’m alive. I love you. Life is beating my ass. Talk soon.

[passport cousin @SAUCE_CoV_2]

@robfordmancs In Australia everybody who votes gets a sausage and it’s legal because everybody gets one (this is true look it up)

[J🫪E @0x_Osprey]

It's is immensely clear to anyone paying attention that the more leash Zuck gives Alexandr, the better

[j mone¥ @TW1NKD3STR0YER]

the death of american cities. i book a hotel in philly. i see $1200 posted to the booking. i pull up and they say its because they’ve upgraded us to the most expensive suite for free. nobody is staying at this hotel. the death of american cities

[Negro Libre @NegroLibre1]

One of the things all techie and left brain people have to come to terms with in life, is if you're ambitious, you eventually have to develop this aspect in building relationships with others. You either do it through marriage (i.e. like Jack Welch) or you hire pros to do it...

[Carpenter @carpenter_corp]

Theres blood river in antarctica, that we thought was colored by rare red algae but it's just brine rich in oxidized iron so it is closer to river of blood than any other explanation.

[passport cousin @SAUCE_CoV_2]

@aquamatcht I can’t imagine reacting this way to that tweet. You’re genuinely like an alien to me, I can’t even begin to understand where you’re coming from.

[Siddharth Khurana @SidKhurana3607]

Majority Spanish-speaking metros in the US:

Brownsville, Eagle Pass, El Paso, Laredo, McAllen (Texas)

El Centro (California)

Yuma (Arizona)

[Canderous Ordoliberal 🪏🤠 @butleriano]

Happy Columbus Day to every Catalan Crypto-Jew.

Feliç Dia de Colom a tots els criptojueus catalans.

[` @schiz04renic]

toxic family will bring up who you were at 17 to avoid respecting who you became at 37

[jack @alfonsohoops]

To me, Digger is pretty clearly a self critical, introspective work that everyone is reading as accusatory

[passport cousin @SAUCE_CoV_2]

@theashleyray When you realize that these guys are just slightly different fatness levels of the same person, with very similar audiences, you’ll begin to understand how doomed comedy really is

[Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @NBACouchside]

I’ve not seen Digger but if this is true, then I’ll probably enjoy it because this thesis is completely correct. Vonnegut nailed this forever ago

[Ciz @cizkior]

your grandma was a squirter thats why her furniture was covered in plastic