Bread Lover

songs

[Bread Lover @SAUSEWAS]

Just played the hammer game with my grandpa I don’t think he’s breathing

[Bread Lover @SAUSEWAS]

You know what they call a Big Mac in Tel Aviv?

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Friday l.. (flipping through my journal) let’s see… I walked until the insects grew tired of my blood then drove until it was no longer safe for me to be on the road. Late night spaghetti

[Bread Lover @SAUSEWAS]

@cavempty_ Me too for real

[cav empty @cavempty_]

do you fw guys that are overly receptive to shifts in tone and behavior

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

at work pressing a gun so hard against my temple i can feel my heartbeat through the trigger

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

News anchor: And now for our daily cloud report

The Cloud Reporter, lying on the ground outside: Dog in a car.. driving.. The car is now a horse, and the dog isn’t there anymore it’s part of the horse… I don’t know what that is

News anchor: He has such a bright imagination

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

That love is not enough

[Bread Lover @SAUSEWAS]

@Fredward3948576 My computer screen only exists as a reflection on the outside world

[turbomander @turbomander]

i heard that chosen undead feller talkin' bout linkin’ some "first flame", i says to him right there I says young man my first flame was my ex-wife, and if yer fixin’ to link with her you best bring an extra humanity cause she’s plumb outta those yes sir

[Bread Lover @SAUSEWAS]

@Fredward3948576 It’s a sort of accelerating ritual for everything good and bad

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

The coworker I hate doordashed a fucking crab boil today

[Bread Lover @SAUSEWAS]

@PulkSlashPull How did you do it

[Bread Lover @SAUSEWAS]

@prophethusband Was the gag to throw a rock at a family heirloom vase

[Bread Lover @SAUSEWAS]

This Black Eyes Peed song I’m listening to rocks! Will he is!

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

i wish i was allergic to peanut butter so i can end my shit eating reeces

[Bread Lover @SAUSEWAS]

Winnie the Pooh vs Loosie the Piss

[:3 @eternalfreakk]

Who up tryna Ignore it

[Bread Lover @SAUSEWAS]

New studies reveal that every decision I’ve ever made has been the wrong one

[Bread Lover @SAUSEWAS]

@cavempty_ I thought this was obvious