Sam

Living example of Murphy’s Law, but still so sure Jesus loves me most.

[Sam @SAYUM23]

Sir I promise you don’t need to back into this parking spot. Because it’s a chipotle. Park. Get your food. Move on.

[Sam @SAYUM23]

How dare any restaurant present their burgers with bread and butter pickles. Like excuse me? Do I look like a peasant?

[Sam @SAYUM23]

If we got rid of all the people who act as if grocery shopping is not an Olympic sport, it wouldn’t feel like such a chore. The amnt of times I’ve gotten stuck behind a slow walker or a cell phone talker is going to make me jump off a cliff

[Sam @SAYUM23]

It’s 2024- How can we not schedule texts to send at specific times?!

[Sam @SAYUM23]

Pepto bismol really did ruin a fun shade of pink

[Sam @SAYUM23]

People who dry rub their hands with soap: who hurt you

[Sam @SAYUM23]

Note to self: never date the physician you go on rounds with

[Sam @SAYUM23]

THIS ❗️❗️❗️

[Dr. Bob @DrBobGabbay]

Liver disease is increasingly being recognized as a major complication of diabetes
@AmDiabetesAssn
https://t.co/xPq2VLXWyY via @hcplive

[Dr. Bob @DrBobGabbay]

Liver disease is increasingly being recognized as a major complication of diabetes
@AmDiabetesAssn
https://t.co/xPq2VLXWyY via @hcplive

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a young boy suffering from a condition that is now the #1 cause of death in children and adolescents in the U.S.

What’s the diagnosis?

[Sam @SAYUM23]

I want the same confidence as a middle aged overweight man wearing an ill-fitted Lacoste polo at a steakhouse

[Sam @SAYUM23]

“Beyond a reasonable doubt” doesn’t mean “no doubt”, but instead means use your common sense sort of doubt

[Sam @SAYUM23]

DYING. MOST ACCURATE 😂

[Sam @SAYUM23]

If you work for a company with less than 40 employees, It is 100% legal for the company to pay females less than their counterpart male, specifically because they are female. How is this still ok.

[Sam @SAYUM23]

Why isn’t a pharmacist testifying in the murdaugh case? Because uhhh… this guy is all wrong

[Sam @SAYUM23]

Isn’t it weird that when cats are born deaf they still know the right noise a meow sounds like?

[Sam @SAYUM23]

People who back into parking spaces knowing there’s cars behind them- who told you the world revolves around you? They’re wrong.

[Sam @SAYUM23]

LaCroix is actually pronounced LaCrotch.

[Sam @SAYUM23]

Relighting birthday candles are the Karen version of jokes

[Sam @SAYUM23]

How is it the societal norm for single people to give two separate gifts to a couple but only receive one gift from the same couple