Sarah Garber

Tenacious as a lobster. -Sherlock Holmes

[Sarah Garber @SAdams167]

Did I just say Roll Tide to @MartySmithESPN in my local park in NC? I think so...

[Sarah Garber @SAdams167]

Sad that they didn't live broadcast the women's #NathansHotDogEatingContest. I love @OMGitsMIKI and wish I had seen her win!! Congratulations!!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Benny. He fell asleep during his guide dog initiation photoshoot. 12/10 we still think he has what it takes

[Alabama Softball @AlabamaSB]

Hype Level 💯🔋

#Team26 #RollTide

[Alabama Softball @AlabamaSB]

6⃣4⃣3⃣ to end the inning!❌❌
📺ESPN+ | https://t.co/3Uvr76EFis

#Team26 #RollTide

[Sarah Garber @SAdams167]

@emhig Pace Ball 💯

[Sarah Garber @SAdams167]

@AnitaHannig I just read your commentary "On my first mother's day" from WBUR. This would have been mine as well. I am feeling all the things you describe. Thank you for your writing.

[Sarah Garber @SAdams167]

@SEMurdoch Saaaaame. My fellow 6th graders and I were never the same.

[Sarah Garber @SAdams167]

@tastelesspod @emhig I get that. As a long-time fan of the stories, seeing him deal with that (by really not dealing with it) gives good insight into his proclivities later in life. I thought back on other books and thought "oh! That's why he always does this or that."

[Sarah Garber @SAdams167]

When you're obsessed with Hercule Poirot and @emhig does a @tastelesspod episode about Death on the Nile... 😍

[Sarah Garber @SAdams167]

@tastelesspod @emhig I loved learning that. I have read so many of his books, but not that one, so I didn't know that. Also, btw we do find out that his fiance was on a train coming to visit him in the hospital for Christmas when the train got bombed. So he blames himself.

[Matt Mitchell @ALostrich]

Moe’s > Chipotle

I will not be taking questions at this time

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

today. i wasn’t a very good dog

april fools. i was so good

[Sarah Garber @SAdams167]

@SEMurdoch Ooohh 😍

[Sarah Garber @SAdams167]

Watching @ALostrich rank peanut butter and I haven't laughed so hard in weeks! His thoughts on this Smuckers Natural are gold.

[Danielle Brooks @thedanieb]

Blessing upon blessings. So grateful to announce I’ll be playing Sofia in the upcoming Color Purple movie. Here’s a clip of how I found out I got the part from Oprah herself. 💜💜for full video head to my IG: daniebb3

[Ming-Na Wen @MingNa]

Trust me, you don’t want to miss Chapter 6 of @bobafett.

I’ll be doing nothing but rewatching it over & over again. So so much to take it.

@dave_filoni @Jon_Favreau #starwars @disneyplus

[Sebastian Murdoch @SEMurdoch]

Absolutely bitch behavior

[Netflix @netflix]

Marshawn Lynch, Sharon Stone, Annie Murphy, Conan O’Brien, Ken Jeong and Kumail Nanjiani are here to help Will Arnett solve a brutal murder — the only catch is, they weren't given a script.

Welcome to Murderville, a new improvised comedy series premiering February 3

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Here we have just a little guy, toasty and content as he reflects on his day. 13/10 would try my best not to disturb him