Football feels scripted.
Myles Lewis-Skelly made his Arsenal debut against Manchester City on 22 September 2024.
Haaland asked him: “Who the F* are you?”**
Just 4 months later, on 2 February 2025, Skelly scored his first Arsenal goal, against Manchester City.
And that’s only part of Myles’ story. This documentary reveals things you probably didn’t know about him.
And now, Arteta’s Arsenal face Maresca’s Manchester City in the Community Shield.
I reckon Myles is about to do wonders.
First thing I thought was Thomas Partey.
The kid's got serious potential. That shielding, the body feints, the way he move in between the opponents... proper Partey vibes.
One to watch.
Ola Aina called Tolu Arokodare and his parents to tell them he would give them tickets to watch the Nottingham Forest vs Wolves match, but they shouldn’t celebrate because they’d be in the home stands 😂
Tolu’s dad got tired of his UK accent and told him to just speak Yoruba.😭
Imagine All Your Sins WIPED with just ONE PHRASE 🤍
𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀, 𝘆𝗼𝘂’𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘁.
1. SubhanAllah
~ A tree in Jannah
2. Alhamdulillah
~ Heavy on your scale
3. SubhanAllahi wa bihamdihi (100x)
~ Sins forgiven
4. La ilaha illallah
~ Heavier than everything
5. La hawla wa la quwwata illa billah
~ Treasure from Jannah
6. Astaghfirullah
~ Rizq + forgiveness
7. Surah Ikhlas (10x)
~ A palace in Jannah
8. SubhanAllahi wa bihamdihi, SubhanAllahil Azeem
~ Loved by Allah
9. Send Salawat (10x)
~ Intercession of the Prophet (PBUH)
10. Ayat al-Kursi (after every Salah)
~ Protection until the next prayer
11. La ilaha illa anta subhanaka inni kuntu minaz-zalimin
~ Dua of Yunus (AS) — removes distress
Imagine you are a Muslim and your child asks you: Why do we pray Dhuhr and Asr silently while we recite aloud in Maghrib and Isha?
(And you don't know the answer)
🗣 Jamie Carragher: "It's just Arsenal. Weak. Bullied. Men against boys again. New season, same old story."
Arsenal succumbed to a 2-0 loss to newly-promoted Brentford in their Premier League opener; Sergi Canos and Christian Norgaard capitalised on poor Gunners defending.
The way football is moving, you’d think Arsenal personally offended the entire sport. This is supposed to be a World Cup year, yet every timeline, every pundit desk, every comment section has turned into a national inquiry into Arsenal’s existence.
El Clásico literally happened same day as Arsenal's match but later time — a title‑shaping one — and nobody cared. They were too busy running diagnostics on Arsenal like we’re a malfunctioning spaceship.
This isn’t banter anymore.
This is obsession with a fever.
Rival fans celebrate our slip‑ups with more passion than they celebrate their own trophies, like how do I explain it that Manchester City won Carabao cup final, yet a day later, it's still the loser that's being talked about🙎🏾♂️
The winner seem to have being long forgotten then somehow call Arsenal a “small club.” Small club? Brother, entire continents schedule their emotional wellbeing around whether Arsenal drop points. Nobody mobilises this much hatred for Brighton, Chelsea, Liverpool, Tottenham, Manchester city, or even Manchester United right now except their fans and even at that, few hours later, everyone starts talking about Arsenal again 😢🤗
They say Arsenal fans “talk too much.” Please. United fans, Chelsea’s trophy‑orphans, and City’s oil‑powered teenagers talk like they invented football. The difference is simple: Arsenal noise shakes the room, so everyone pretends it’s a crime.
The truth is clearer than daylight:
People fear Arsenal because they can see what’s coming.
This club went from wandering the wilderness to rebuilding a superpower brick by brick, and the moment we started looking like a threat again, the entire ecosystem started hyperventilating.
Some people hate Arsenal with a level of passion they don’t even reserve for their own personal problems. That kind of hatred isn’t manufactured — it’s existential panic.
They’d genuinely rather watch a state‑funded football corporation with a legal folder thicker than a phonebook win the league again, just to stop Arsenal lifting one Premier League title.
When Liverpool were fighting City, neutrals suddenly cared about “heritage” and “fair competition.” The moment Arsenal entered the chat, everyone became financial analysts explaining why 115 charges are actually a sign of good governance.
This league is basically 18 clubs vs Arsenal, with Liverpool as the only ones who understand the trauma of losing to City by microscopic margins. They’re too exhausted to hate us — they’re running on nostalgia, paracetamol, and prayer.
So keep crying.
Keep foaming.
Keep dedicating your weekends to monitoring Arsenal like unpaid security guards.
Your tears are premium hydration for this gargantuan club So continue to shed the tears. 🔴⚪
🚨BREAKING: Just to let you all know that Football Did Not Start in 2005.
Every time Arsenal fans breathe, someone shouts “21 years without a league title!” as if Arsenal invented waiting.
But let’s remind every football fan of history, because some people started watching football after Wi-Fi was installed in their house.
Before you mock Arsenal, remember your own history.
🔴 Liverpool FC
1990 → 2020
That’s 30 YEARS without a league title.
Three full decades of waiting before they finally celebrated again.
🔵 Manchester City
1968 → 2012
A massive 44 YEARS without winning the English league.
🔴 Manchester United
1967 → 1993
Yes, the same United that talk the loudest went 26 YEARS before lifting the league again.
🔵 Chelsea Football Club
1955 → 2005
The club people now call “serial winners” waited 50 YEARS before winning the modern Premier League. With 66 managers and 67 loading with just 6 trophies to show
Now suddenly Arsenal’s 22 years is being treated like a century of suffering.
Funny.
Football didn’t begin with Roman Abramovich’s money,
Football didn’t begin with Pep Guardiola,
Football didn’t begin with Klopp
Football has always been cycles.
Great club rise.
Great club falls.
Then great clubs rise again.
Arsenal have not disappeared.
We rebuilt.
We trusted the process.
We built a young team.
And now the world is watching again.
Hate us.
Mock us.
Laugh at us.
But remember this:
Every giant club in England has gone through long droughts far longer than we are on currently.
And when Arsenal finally lift the Premier League again…
The noise from the Emirates Stadium will shake the football world.
Mark this:
This is the season the joy returns.
This is the season the Gunners smile again.
Sing with me gunners
🎶🎵North London Forever, Whatever the weather🎶🎵