Shawn Thompson

Southern software dev/security analyst
#libertarian leaning, schadenfreude enthusiast

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@MizEmersenLee

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@AnnaDsays @DillowTalk2 Right?! Even chickens, with their natural head stabilization talents, envy her.

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@CallMeK1123 What a notification! 🤣

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@ScottPresler Your hair looks different. New conditioner?

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@capeandcowell Mornin’, DK

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@DomesticCEOCat Mornin’, Cat

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@AnnaDsays Mornin’… I’ve made many midnight snack runs to shady 24hr gas stations because I believed not buying snacks earlier would prevent me from having snacks later.

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

Actors are so cooked.

This is the most amazing AI I’ve seen yet and it’s even getting the emotions fairly accurate.

Great work from Taylor Chien. I might even go watch this movie.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Our IT department has weaponized my love of free food.

They send out internal phishing test emails to see who will click malicious links.

The first one was an email from UPS about a missed package.

I didn't click it.

I'm a professional.

The second one was a notice about mandatory password resets.

I ignored it.

I know how SSO works.

But yesterday, they sent an email titled "Leftover catering in the third-floor breakroom."

It included a button to RSVP for a slice of gourmet cheesecake.

I clicked it so fast my mouse almost broke.

Instead of cheesecake, I got a red screen telling me I had failed a cybersecurity drill.

Now I have to take a 45-minute online training module about email vigilance.

This is pure entrapment.

If you promise an engineer free dairy products, all threat models go out the window.

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@navychick1993 Mornin’, Slick

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@GretchenPSmith Mornin’, Gretchen

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@nogooddeed2 Mornin’, Jenn

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@AnnaDsays Mornin’, Anna

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@navychick1993 Mornin’, Slick

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@capeandcowell Mornin’, DK

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@DomesticCEOCat Mornin’, Cat

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@AnnaDsays Good luck!

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@BumpstockBarbie Best of luck to her! My youngest just got her first job as a hostess at Texas Roadhouse. Looking forward to taking advantage of the employee discount… gonna order the big steaks.

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@AlaskanCourtney Mornin', Courtney