Student Affairs Problems

Because Student Affairs is weird sometimes.

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

Seeing how much I could make outside higher ed, but then remembering that the grass ain’t always greener

[Demarcus Merritt, Sr. | Diversity Doctor @DM_UrFuturePrez]

Tryna 👀👀 something.

Show me you work in #StudentAffairs and #HigherEd without telling me you work in #StudentAffairs and #HigherEd.

I’ll go first… 😂

#IfYouKnowYouKnow @womeninhighered @BlkSAP @HigherEdWorks @HigherEdJobs @The_SA_Blog @SAproblems @SEAHOconnect @ACUHOI

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

Talking about my bracket at work is a touchy subject especially bc I didn’t have my school’s team going very far

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

What if we (staff and students collectively) just did a *tiny* bit less? I’m almost certain we would all be ok.

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

In 2023, let’s leave work at work. Higher ed is important and also does not have to be your entire life.

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

Hey professional associations, can we talk about the number of emails you send?

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

This has potential

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

Tomorrow’s game: see how long I can go without starting an email with ‘I hope you had a good break’

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

We are way too close to the end of the semester for anyone to be asking me for anything.

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

My division just sent an email about the possible de*th of twitter and what that means for us. I definitely didn’t have that on my 2022 bingo card.

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

I’m often unsure what to do when a student expresses frustration with “administration” to me. Do they know that I too, am administration? Is it me, am I the villain?

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

Ok so I didn’t resign, but whew

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

Me before and after homecoming / halloween

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

Me before and after homecoming / halloween

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

I’m just here so I won’t get fined.
-Marshawn Lynch
-Me, in any mandatory non-student affairs thing

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

Shoutout to the Peggy’s of the world

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

The number of students that think I check my email on the weekends is staggering.

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

@DaveShirer Wait, do I want to know the story behind this?

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

What’s the most “they didn’t cover this in grad school” thing you’ve dealt with at work this year?

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

A live look at me during move-in/orientation/welcome week

[Dave Shirer @DaveShirer]

@SAproblems Literal dumpster fires

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

@ginalee07 Send them a bill for the therapy you provided 😤

[Student Affairs Problems @SAproblems]

Honestly this feels like the only accurate thing in my job description