Shit Athletes Say

Loving athletics and athletes everyday everywhere for their crazy and insane dedication to their sport and for the hilariously serious shit they say

[The Runner Probs @TheRunnerProbs]

When someone passes you then immediately slows down

[The Runner Probs @TheRunnerProbs]

When coach says "race pace"

[Gabe Sanders @CoachGSanders]

Drafting Specific/Speed/Special endurance workouts: What coaches see vs what athletes see

[Shit Athletes Say @SAthletesS]

How to run a marathon 😂😂 Seems simple enough. https://t.co/hTlpR5Gadf

[ComradesRace @ComradesRace]

Well, there you have it. Everything you need to know about running #Comrades2018 🤣🤣🤣 #FridayFunDay @LindseyParryZA

[Shit Athletes Say @SAthletesS]

5am Saturday long runs... Runners are crazy #runner #craycray

[Shit Athletes Say @SAthletesS]

Running towards the weekend like.... #FridayFeeling

[Shit Athletes Say @SAthletesS]

Coach: "How was physio?"
Athlete: "It was amazing. I just had tons of needles in my ass and it was amazing"
😂 #shitathletessay

[Shit Athletes Say @SAthletesS]

If you are not sure how to start running...

[Shit Athletes Say @SAthletesS]

This is a very real thing for me. When the #runger sets in. #SaveMeFromMyself #LateNightBinge #PutMeInABox #ThanksBestie

[Shit Athletes Say @SAthletesS]

Athlete: "my feet are sore"
Coach: " That's because you're training hard"
A: "No, its cause I'm kicking so much ass. On the road"
C: 🤦‍♂️

[Shit Athletes Say @SAthletesS]

It's ok, I didn't want that toenail anyways. #longrun #marathontraining #runnerproblems

[Shit Athletes Say @SAthletesS]

There's a women aqua jogging in the sport center pool. She's def not having as much fun and laughing like we did. Shame. #InjuryRehab #Shame

[Gerda Steyn @gerdarun]

U don't always win big prizes in mountain races, but u do get DOMS for a week... and that's something money can't buy!😬😬 #runnerproblems

[Ntutu Letseka @gosharpshooter]

#runnerprobs 🙈

[Nick Willis @nickwillis]

Complained about having DOMS after my 1500m heat, and my massage therapist said "you don't have DOMS, just OMS - Old man soreness!"😂😂

[Shit Athletes Say @SAthletesS]

Look I'm all for having fun on a Friday night but don't even think about suggesting we miss training tomorrow... #NotAGame

[Shit Athletes Say @SAthletesS]

I dare you to do this effective face fat burning routine in the gym

[Shit Athletes Say @SAthletesS]

I'm getting to that point in my training where I'm like "Ah fuck, it's a rest day tomorrow" #Runners always complaining abt something

[Shit Athletes Say @SAthletesS]

"I havnt run in 6 weeks so other than the fact I want to kill myself il be fine" #runnerproblems #injured

[Shit Athletes Say @SAthletesS]

It's women's month! Here's to celebrating all the powerful inspiration women out there living their best lives by doing it all #RunLikeAGirl