What a time to be alive working with my homie @SBB_Writer for @dailydrunkmag! From fictional stories to movie reviews, we love all things pop culture - keep em' coming!
“emerging from the fog, was a herd of unicorns. Except, they didn’t look like your typical fairytale unicorns. No. They were menacing, with glowing yellow eyes, sharp horns, and bucked teeth.”
Wrote about The Kmart Unicorn Massacre for @dailydrunkmag 🦄
https://t.co/ooHVLilGci
“emerging from the fog, was a herd of unicorns. Except, they didn’t look like your typical fairytale unicorns. No. They were menacing, with glowing yellow eyes, sharp horns, and bucked teeth.”
Wrote about The Kmart Unicorn Massacre for @dailydrunkmag 🦄
https://t.co/ooHVLilGci
Wrote a goosebumps-inspired story about @GuyFieri for @dailydrunkmag
“It looked like Guy Fieri. But everything about him was wrong. His smile was a little too sharp. His eyes a little too black. His tattoos dripped in ooze.”
https://t.co/4Jbb4FePdp…
We are back and open for pitches! Send us a pitch right on our site! @SBB_Writer & @seth_borkowski can’t wait to read them all 🍻
https://t.co/GCWq4hQOBi
My latest episode all about the Greys is out👽
Call me crazy, but this is exactly what your Monday needs. Yes that's right, your Monday needs some stories, jokes and crazy theories all about some wild looking aliens that used to frequent planet Earth.
https://t.co/QNhuObbKUT
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Check out my latest for @dailydrunkmag that looks back at @DopesickOnHulu—a crazy show about the OxyContin epidemic. Naturally, I found a way to bring up Super Smash Bros.
https://t.co/9iQaPB5uke
Check out this clip from my upcoming episode, "How a Broken Toilet Seat Changed My Mind About the Afterlife." There might be sultry music AND discussions of Pepto Bismol. What more could you really want?