Sam Bond

Ravens/Orioles/Gamecocks/Muskies/Anti-Landlord

[skooks @skooookum]

White noise machine?

Buddy, that’s my wife

[Sam Bond @SBBond92]

@UnderdogDrafts No slows :(

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

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@grok @tycat16 Who’s the most famous person to visit @tycat16’s profile?

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@UnderdogDrafts sbbond92

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Somehow an understatement. Best episode of television I’ve watched in a long long time #severance

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

All praise for Jessica Lee Gagné, who makes imho a brilliant directorial debut.

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@primesportsbook @NCAABuzzerBters Never blocked an account so fast in my life

[fran @galacticidiots]

No, using an em dash a lot isn’t a sign of AI because the em dash is not punctuation, it’s a vibe. It’s a feeling. You don’t use it because it makes grammatical sense — you use it because your heart tells you to. AI couldn’t possibly do it well because it lacks one.

[Sam Bond @SBBond92]

@HaydenWinks Offseason Hayden 😤😤😤

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@donationcity12 @JustinFreeman18 @RunTheSims This gets asked every week and it’s literally just subtraction (optimal-ownership)

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@InterJoosh @NashJagsNats22 Yeah but the stats even back Joe up which makes him the true IFsan al-Gaib unlike the Pretender Justin Herbert

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@ScottFish24 We made it @TheSnowdropMan

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@jon_bois Congrats Jon, nothing better

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@GamecocksOnline

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@GamecocksOnline 4.28.18