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Walked the aisle, asked Jesus into my heart (after He knocked), baptized by immersion, very Southern Baptisty.

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You must be a baptist. A good baptist never cleans up their membership roll.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

Confession: 98.5K of my followers are anonymous church humor accounts that gave up after their third joke.

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Contrary to popular belief, I have not been canceled.

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@TeamSwainFL Where will you see me?

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@ChrchCurmudgeon I was stuck in a thicket.

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This man is an example to us all of how to prepare for ministry AFTER doing it. Well done. https://t.co/JbSGp1O3b8

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Jerry Vines enrolls in Ph.D. program at @swbts https://t.co/iqid2vCVEA

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I felt a great disturbance in the culture, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror.

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So sad to hear Spock passed away. May the force be with him, always.

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Why is soccer on one of the main channels on the television? #ThisIsAmerica

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Remember the great city of Baltimore? Me neither. #sbc14

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We know what real football is. Right US of A? #WorldCrap

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I’m important. I’m an influencer. I’m famous. You aren’t. https://t.co/VERCFhmVkD

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RT @stephenaltrogge: I refuse to sign up for Amazon Prime until it becomes an actual all-you-can-eat buffet. / #AmazonPrimerib

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Farewell, @AndyStanley.

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@ben_wright_ It was the candidate who was nominated by it’s none of your business. #WhatHappensAtTheSBC

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Word is that some messengers didn’t make the trip to Baltimore because of fear based on something called “The Wire.” ???

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For the record, I was denied the presidency of the SBC again. Probably because I wasn’t nominated. Again. #SBC14

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@SeelyFamily Isn’t it obvious? You. Wear. A. Blazer. At. Minimum. #SBC14 @baptist21

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Why is Mark Chandler at the meeting of 21 year old Southern Baptists… in a golf shirt? #SBC14 @baptist21

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Camping overnight at a microphone. Reminds me of the last Beth Moore midnight book release. #SBC14

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Every time someone RT’s @barrymccarty, a fat little baby cherub gets it’s wings. #SBC14