Sam brown

Clever like Wesker, strong like Chris, caring like Claire, awesome like Leon

[Sam brown @SBFalcons_58]

I have ideas I haven't thought of yet.

[Sam brown @SBFalcons_58]

Yeah they totally are doing evil with your heart rate info… and not the thousands of other data points they have on you from owning a phone

[The White Rabbit @TheWyteRabbit1]

Pure evil

[Sam brown @SBFalcons_58]

Because thats what any good filmmaker would want to do. Take an existing universe and find their own way to tell a compelling story. Sorry that he’s no obsessive twitter fan that is making your dream movie about events that have already been covered to death with nano-accuracy

[𝔸𝔽𝕋𝕆ℕ ℝ𝕆𝔹𝕆𝕋𝕀ℂ @ARGENTO2004]

@NotiPlay_ En resumen
Quiere usar el nombre de resident evil para hacer su propia peli de zombies
Encima q pregunte de donde los tyrants sacan las gabardinas demuestra lo larper q es el tipo

[Jay, Non-Binary Dumbass @ThirstyAssAlt]

Like people say “Kobe” before shooting a basketball, I like to say “Hemmingway” before getting hammered and depressed

[Sam brown @SBFalcons_58]

Going to a Greta Van Fleet concert might actually make you the worst person ever. Ain’t nobody cares how many pills you did before the show started.

[Sam brown @SBFalcons_58]

@Glitchy_CG The noble and honorable cause of protecting fixed camera from the evils of corruption and corporate greed.

[Sam brown @SBFalcons_58]

Getting up to some Goof Troop-esque antics today..

[Sam brown @SBFalcons_58]

NBA power scaling in the shower is how I self-soothe

[Sam brown @SBFalcons_58]

Y’all shoulda bought low when u had the chance…

[۟ @fendimogul]

i don’t care how boring life gets i’m not watching agents of shield

[Sam brown @SBFalcons_58]

Getting paid to sit in a conference room and look smug and indifferent..

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Your witty wordplay based on the prompt is admirable, but I've deployed a vulgar slur for my answer. That appears to be Quiplash, Mr. Bond."

[Sam brown @SBFalcons_58]

I don’t really get the Anti Elon Tesla Club. Like do you really hate a guy if ur willingly giving him 60 grand?

[Sam brown @SBFalcons_58]

Sharply dressed, I walked across a high-tech campus in the rain holding important documents this week.

[Sam brown @SBFalcons_58]

Seconds away from falling back asleep when the literal longest train of all time passes right by my apartment.

[Sam brown @SBFalcons_58]

Really trying to get into the World Cup but I just haven’t seen enough power scaling and reddit discourse…. Is there a football version of being done with the 90s?

[Sam brown @SBFalcons_58]

@Glitchy_CG How you gonna say some shit like this and have cinderace and some frog thing showing they ass and bulge the very next post i cant w X sometimes.

[Sam brown @SBFalcons_58]

I wasn’t at all concerned for this dude’s safety I was mad he let a dog in spotter’s hand lick chocolate frosting. X sans Glitchy is 0.5/4 today.

[Sam brown @SBFalcons_58]

@Glitchy_CG words cannot describe how happy i am that this post makes no sense to me

[Sam brown @SBFalcons_58]

Just found out from #Threads that there is a subset of morons out there who believe consciousness propagates through the universe like an EM wave and our brains are antennas that “tune into it.” smh people just be rejecting science and making their own shit up out of thin air.

[Sam brown @SBFalcons_58]

The best part of spider noir is when he looks down at himself bleeding and says, “Cherry red, my favorite!”