Sarah Balcom-Miller

My greatest accomplishment calls me mama. #aubreyfaye 7/30/15 Tx, Ga

[Bobby Bones @BobbyBones]

If Arkansas beats Mizzou today, I’ll Venmo 3 different people who repost this 100 bucks. WooPig

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

🚨The @TexasFootball Season Ticket Giveaway is BACK🚨

Enter to win the Grand Prize of two (2) 2024 Football Season Tickets, a 1st Place Prize of two (2) tickets to the home opener on 8/31, or a 2nd Place Prize of a $100 gift card for Longhorns merch - thanks to @TXFBInsurance.

[Sarah Balcom-Miller @SBM_228]

@facebook @Meta how do I fix this? My Instagram isn’t linked to my Facebook and obviously this random user isn’t mine either.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Deion Sanders halftime interview

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

I have a proposal for Mr. Zuckerberg…

Winner of our fight gets ownership of the other persons social media platform for 24 HOURS.

You win, you get Twitter.
I win, I get Meta.

Let me know.

Best,
Elon “your wife drives a Tesla” Musk

[ELIJAH SCHÄFFER @ElijahSchaffer]

I wish our founding fathers could see the progress we’ve made

[Joe @UFLORIDAJOE]

The CFB Playoff committee calling Nick Saban when they see TCU get blown out:

[Ryne Rankin @Bigrank38]

Stetson is playing like he is about to get his natty, then drive straight across town and make Caleb Williams give him the heisman he deserves!

[Sarah Balcom-Miller @SBM_228]

@AmericanAir @AmericanAir I’ve already handled that myself. But of course it wouldn’t be American if you didn’t change my gate from A8 to C22, then back to A11…and we all know in DFW that’s a whole ass train ride between terminals…

[Sarah Balcom-Miller @SBM_228]

@AmericanAir will literally be the reason your flight is delayed, and after sprinting through your connecting airport, their gate attendants will still close the door on you… #ishouldhaveknown #classicAA

[Sarah Balcom-Miller @SBM_228]

@AmericanAir @AmericanAir The connecting flight was already delayed 2 hours as well but all of a sudden can’t wait 4 extra minutes for the three of us that sprinted through two terminals? 🤔 yeah that makes sense… 🗑

[Sarah Balcom-Miller @SBM_228]

😂

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

Stetson Bennett says he received "600 to 700" phone calls/texts (presumably from Tennessee fans) last night after his number leaked.

After his touchdown run, he threw up the 🤙

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Congrats to Virginia freshman Emma Weyant, the woman who would have won tonight’s NCAA title in the 500 meter if women’s sports were still sane. https://t.co/KYYKbIr8nt

[Sarah Balcom-Miller @SBM_228]

Wild.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

All the best women are men

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

2020: China takes Hong Kong. The West does nothing.
2021: The Taliban are handed Afghanistan by the West.
2022: Russia takes Ukraine.
The West is in retreat.
And everyone with half a brain knows that Taiwan is next on the menu.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Go, shorty
It's your birthday”

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

What company is making the Biden administration crack pipes? I gotta buy that stock… I don’t want to miss out like I did on Moderna and Pfizer!

[Roger Clemens @rogerclemens]

Hey y’all! I figured I’d give y’all a statement since it’s that time of the year again. My family and I put the HOF in the rear view mirror ten years ago. I didn’t play baseball to get into the HOF. I played to make a generational difference in the lives of my family. (Thread)

[Sarah Balcom-Miller @SBM_228]

😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

5 on 5 MMA is unbelievably Russian

“If they die, they die”