SpongeBob SquarePants

Fry cook and manager at The Krusty Krab. My best friends are Patrick, Sandy, Squidward and Mr. Krabs. Jellyfisher and bubble blower. Elmo is my number 1 opp

[SpongeBob SquarePants @SBSP1999]

@bossplankton You'll never get the formula you fuckin loser.

[SpongeBob SquarePants @SBSP1999]

@RealSponger @PantsSpongeboy @BobLespong40125 @FrySponge139 @strawb_fieldz Have you ever tried dating a Krabby Patty? It's more fun than dating actual women.

[SpongeBob SquarePants @SBSP1999]

I love flipping Krabby Patties

Bahahahaha!!!

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@Squidwardd_BB I don't give two fucks about Gary.

[SpongeBob SquarePants @SBSP1999]

That's not my nose.

[Mr. Krabs @MinisterKrabs2]

Argagagaga got your nose SpongeBoy me Bob!

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@FrySponge139 @RealSponger @PantsSpongeboy @BobLespong40125 @strawb_fieldz I'm scared of women

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@SteakMan1s Give me a raise you cunt.

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@FrySponge139 @PantsSpongeboy @BobLespong40125 @strawb_fieldz @RealSponger I'm sorry dude. I'm just attracted to Krabby Patties.

[SpongeBob SquarePants @SBSP1999]

Gary fucking deserves it.

[Parody | Bikini Bottom News @BBNewsStation]

BREAKING NEWS: Mr.Krabs allegedly uses Snail Labour!

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@Squidwardd_BB @FrySponge139 @PantsSpongeboy @BobLespong40125 @strawb_fieldz Womp womp

[SpongeBob SquarePants @SBSP1999]

Well no shit

[sheldon cooper @youthsheldon]

Lolicon is just pedophilia

[SpongeBob SquarePants @SBSP1999]

It slipped

[Mr. Krabs @MinisterKrabs2]

Why is me living room covered in splooge???

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@OctorberKawaii @MinisterKrabs2 Fuck you

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@BobLespong40125 I am the lawyer

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@MinisterKrabs2 Happy to help, Mr. Krabs!

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@MinisterKrabs2 WENDY'S STOLE THE SECRET FORMULA!!!

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@IWENTTOCOLLEGE8 Probably Mr Krabs

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@IWENTTOCOLLEGE8 Your movie got leaked!

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I don't love you

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo t'aime! That means "Elmo loves you" in French! ❤️