SBTS Anonymous

"What you have whispered in private rooms shall be proclaimed on Twitter." -Luke 12:3.
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"Their approach to counseling is 'who sinned, this man or his parents?'" -student

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"Killing cats is a part of justice." -professor, on Plato's Republic

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"Skip Piper's testimony, you can still count the book 100% read. Mohler’s book is assigned for job security." -professor

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Set aside studying this day and enjoy the fellowship of family and friends. Happy Thanksgiving!

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"What is the cost of goods sold? What is the meaning of life?... Questions to keep you up at night." -professor

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"Scream 'DOMINION!' every time you eat a hamburger." -professor, discussing Genesis 2 (same goes for Turkey this week)

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"I THINK you can be a Christian and still be a Patriots fan." -professor

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"It's okay to speak in tongues, but the bible doesn't say anything about kissing in tongues. Don't quote me on that... I'm gonna get fired." -professor

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"This was written by Hooker... an unfortunate name, I know." -professor

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"Greek translation is tough. I sound like a drunk Yoda on crack." -professor

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"The angel Moroni is a bunch of baloney" -professor

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Interesting to find this @lptsNOW considering my recent October 20th tweet...

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"Arminians go to Boyce but they don't graduate from Boyce." -student

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"I choose my churches based on the theology and the coffee...and the carpet." -professor

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"I didn't know moms hid dark chocolate in their homes until I started hanging out with soccer moms." -professor

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"You could throw the word triune in casserole and modern Christians would eat it up." -professor

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"There is a glory in watching a baby goat coming out of its mother." -professor, on God's glory

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"He won't get away this time; my exegetical guns are blazing!" -professor, on critic of his book

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"We're gonna build a wall, and the Presbyterian seminary is gonna pay for it. It's gonna be huge." -student

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"Peter needed to wear peppermint socks because he kept his foot in his mouth." -professor