Andrew

I occasionally write about soccer... Aspiring chicken tender+honey mustard connoisseur.

[Andrew @SB_AndrewM]

I have two stories to tell...I hope, somehow, someway, that this works its way back to the @TimbersFC and @timbersarmy , but they need to be told, either way

[Andrew @SB_AndrewM]

@wingstop @wingstop DM sent

[Andrew @SB_AndrewM]

@wingstop still have not heard back about my order on March 20th that YOU cancelled and still charged my card for. At this point, it's getting a little bit ridiculous.

[Andrew @SB_AndrewM]

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Username: Catturd...and it has been trademarked

Profile pic: a cat wearing glasses

Statement: calling somebody else "pathetic losers"

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[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Liberals — “WE WANT OUR HIGH CRIME BACK!”

Pathetic losers.

[RotoWear @RotoWear]

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[Andrew @SB_AndrewM]

Having enjoyed @NWSL for quite some time, I remember when Orlando tried to superteam their way to titles...it is awesome to see that they made it to the top with amazing youth and top-tier leadership long after the "superteam" faded - was fun to experience in KC #kcbaby #marta

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

2024 NWSL Champions 🏆

[Andrew @SB_AndrewM]

I hate to admit that this offer is what won me over...

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

If we hit 1K pledgers, I’ll release an hour long version of Dracula Can Get Wet.

[Andrew @SB_AndrewM]

@ATLUTD 🅰️

[Atlanta United FC @ATLUTD]

SHOW OUT FOR ATL, 17s 🚨

We've got 2 tickets to our sold-out home finale vs. RBNY. Like, RT, and drop an 🅰️ down below for a chance to win them ⤵️

[Andrew @SB_AndrewM]

As frequently as I've been critical of Morgan, she pushed a USWNT and women's game at a time when the game and nation were looking for stars. Where this generation praises Foudy, Hamm, and others...the next 20 years of players will reference Morgan #thankyoualex #USWNT

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

Baby Horse.
AM13.
Alex Morgan.

#ThankYouAlex

[Andrew @SB_AndrewM]

I love that posts are made celebrating this when, given his frequency on these ridiculous bets, he might have a real problem

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Drake is betting on Israel Adesanya to win at #UFC305 💰👀

TONIGHT, 10 ET on ESPN+ PPV 🍿 https://t.co/GX1f0U2W9h

[Andrew @SB_AndrewM]

I wonder if these are learned habits or if this generation of athlete really developed this on their own. I feel that the generation blamed for the "participation trophy" mindset actually got blamed despite the parents (previous generation) demanding it

[Carli Lloyd @CarliLloyd]

A genuine problem with today’s generation of kids and athletes. All about the material things, contracts, brands, social media following etc.

[Andrew @SB_AndrewM]

Simmons walked...and then ran...and then galloped...all so McAfee could...I don't know...go sleeveless?

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Pat McAfee took aim at Bill Simmons over his FanDuel parlay: "I think Bill Simmons, who has it all figured out, I think he had like 8,000 people riding alongside him. That's a huge number that did not hit. That's really big. Really good, Bill. You still have it... Keep running your mouth, Bill."

[Andrew @SB_AndrewM]

It should be Kobe with his daughter sitting courtside... even more meaningful than all these iconic moments... #KobeBryant

[ESPN @espn]

So many moments. So many memories 💜💛

Which pose do you hope to see for Kobe's statue on Thursday?

[Andrew @SB_AndrewM]

@ATLUTD @EASPORTSFC 🎮

[Atlanta United FC @ATLUTD]

Day 5: Another day, another gift 🙌

Like, RT and drop a 🎮 for your chance to win an @EASPORTSFC 24 PS5 copy!

[Andrew @SB_AndrewM]

@Section109Pod Does it seem like the relationship is over with Hummel and everything will shift to adidas (the mls brand)?

[Andrew @SB_AndrewM]

If Swanson leaves Chicago, I'd be shocked...everything else circles around which players are heading to the 2 new clubs

[Andrew @SB_AndrewM]

@EqualizerSoccer @JeffKassouf My wife and I love using the differing locations for an excuse to travel somewhere new in the fall, but we hate how late we have to wait to make arrangements...

[Andrew @SB_AndrewM]

There might never be a better moment to actually turn the page from an aging core and hand the reins over to the young talent...the first starting 11 will make for an interesting read

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

She’s headed Stateside 🇺🇸

U.S. Soccer has appointed Emma Hayes as the 10th full-time head coach in #USWNT history » https://t.co/sR7qfSnWVx

Welcome, Emma!

[Andrew @SB_AndrewM]

@HayesCreech @Yael_Averbuch @oeste @GothamFC Were you here?