Mike May

I would like to eat wings today

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

@RobertJMolnar Assuming he's here, I still don't think his health lasts the rest of the year

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

@JarJarBinx21774 Don't think we saw enough of Sorsby in college to know but guess we'll find out for sure in a couple years

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

Tim Tebow went 48-7 as a starter with 2 national titles.

Settle down

[jarjarbinx @JarJarBinx21774]

The Cardinals biggest hater is back.

Brandon Sorsby couldn’t score more than 10 points against Nebraska.

Carson Beck went to multiple National Championships. 36-6 as a starter.

GTFOH

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

@JarJarBinx21774 He also has a 47% career completion percentage

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

In 2002 and 2003 I told the usuals (Dubbya folks turned Tea Party turned MAGA chuds) how fucking dumb invading Iraq was.
I said going to war with Iran was also incredibly stupid.

These people have been dumb as fuck their entire existence and everything they touch turns to shit

[Zachary Cohen @ZcohenCNN]

Recent US intel assessments underscore the lasting impact of Trump’s decision to initiate the conflict without fully accounting for Iran’s willingness to close the Strait of Hormuz & raise fresh questions about Tehran’s ability to weaponize global economy in future.

https://t.co/zIZDaLectG

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Zachary Cohen @ZcohenCNN]

New: US intel agencies have recently assessed that Iran can effectively turn the Strait of Hormuz on & off -- at will -- going forward, meaning it has acquired a powerful new ability to hurt the global economy as a result of Trump/Israel starting the war, sources tell me & @NatashaBertrand.

“We have now handed Iran de facto control over the strait – a weapon more powerful than any nuke,” 1 of the sources said.

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

Now now, Melania was paid to be filmed doing sex acts, not just for the sex acts themselves.

[Sam Youngman @samyoungman]

Trying to imagine the coverage if Obama had spent $60 million to host a pay-per-view NBA event at the White House where LeBron called Melania a hooker.

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

Also known as war reparations, an Iranian demand

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

BREAKING: JD Vance confirms that Iran could gain access to a $300 billion reconstruction fund:

“That’s the sort of thing they could have access to, so long as they honor their end of the obligation.”

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

Mexico and tarrifs 🤪

[Yaroslav Trofimov @yarotrof]

And who will provide the $300 billion? American taxpayers? Gulf states whose economies were kneecapped by the war?

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[theRealKielbasa @TheRealKielbasa]

@JoJoFromJerz You mean their assets we froze?

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

That could be Johnny with pretty much anyone, no?

[Bo Brack @BoBrack]

HUGE guest list today on @PHNX_Cardinals 4:30!

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

@nelmagene2010 @atrupar Dumb motherfucker. You parade around like you have some moral high ground but then argue that everyone else is as shitty as you are.
You have no moral high ground, you're every bit the low life piece of shit that you claim Muslim terrorists are

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

@dangrossenbach @LASMOGGG @uarizona Absolutely nobody is obligated to fall in line with Christian nationalism or your story book.

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

🖕

[Will Stern @Will__Stern]

The Bulls' actual 1992-93 championship banner which hung in the old Chicago Stadium is selling at auction this weekend.

It has a current bid of $28,096 at Grey Flannel.

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

😂😂😂😂😂

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

NEWS: A senior Israeli official tells Channel 12 they are not aware of any agreement. They don't seem to know what Trump is talking about in his latest post claiming a deal has been "approval" by the "highest level of Iranian leadership."

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Based on the fact that discussions with the Islamic Republic of Iran have been brought to the highest level of Iranian leadership and approved, I have, as President of the United States of America, cancelled the scheduled strikes and bombings against Iran this evening."

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

So much bullshit because white Christian nationalists are literally the worst, most fragile motherfuckers on the planet

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

They shut down the entire country. You couldn't even go to church on Sunday.

But they were allowed to riot on the streets for a convinced felon drug addict known as George Floyd.

We are done forcing White people to apologize. The days of racial division must be behind us.

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

@DLMarble @rez_devil The diehard backing of Israel is Christian nationalism. They believe they're bringing about the end times and all that

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

"Have the stomach for it" from a draft dodging pussy is quite thing

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "My preference has always been to take Kharg Island. I don't know that America has the stomach for it, to be honest with it. You'd make a fortune."

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

"We'll be greeted as liberators"

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "We could walk in there tomorrow. If I wanted to, we could put in a small group of soldiers and take over the whole place. They're finished."

[Mike May @SB_MikeMay]

@DLMarble @rez_devil I know I don't, especially over some stupid Christian nationalism bullshit.