Serena

I Tweet solely for my husband.

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

One last order of business... @GuyFieri can you give my man a 👊🏼🥪? @MiguelBravoNCC

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

You know me so well...

[Miguel Bravo⚡ @HowdyMiguel]

@SBeatsftl You peace out like...

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

Mission accomplished: husband noticed my Tweets and lightly chuckled. #seeyainacoupleyears #sleepinggoodtonight

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

Back again and so soon because it really doesn’t even matter: how do I see what people I follow have tweeted? #moderndaymarthastewartoninstagram

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

Yearly Twitter chk/order of events: 1 See when all of my friends last Tweeted (a long time ago) 2 See if closest food source is on Twitter (they r not) 3 Wait until husband notices this Tweet (prob in a while) ~or~ until another mindless thought strikes me (either soon or 2021)

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

My perception of @Twitter: throw mindless thought into vast universe, wait and see what returns. #iswearimnot85 #hashtag

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

Hello, world (again, again)! Do people still use this thing? @MiguelBravoNCC

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

.@ScottRogowsky will you give a tweet shoutout to my loving hubby @MiguelBravoNCC? I think he has a man crush on you, especially after the @ParkayQuarts reference. #browniepoints #prettyplease #hqtrivia

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

#enoughisenough
19 of the 30 deadliest mass shootings have taken place in the last decade. What has changed on the federal level? @CNN https://t.co/ijSxQHwLlK

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

@realDonaldTrump What are you going to do about it????????????????

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

@realDonaldTrump What are you going to do about it????????????????

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

@realDonaldTrump What are you going to do about it?????????????

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

WHY #enoughisenough
--You don't need a permit or license to buy a gun in Florida. (And you don't have to register your gun either) @CNN https://t.co/XRnLv8vepv

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

Omg as if I wasn't already anxiety-ridden from the work week #winterolympics #openingceremony #overlystimulated

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

Looks like someone is feeling the heat about this little thing called "health". #nicetry #dietcoke #sodakills https://t.co/Y5eKgE5iRf

[Diet Coke @DietCoke]

because “you do you” is our mantra. #becauseIcan

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

Feeling like I have this unspoken deal with #moviepass where I can see unlimited movies for $10/month but before every movie I'm forced to watch the Winchester and Quiet Place trailers 😱 #scaredycat

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

Move over Palm Springs playlist, I see a new dominating playlist on the horizon. #callmebyyourname

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

Just saw #callmebyyourname 😱 #sogood

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

I listened to 17,123 Minutes of music, most of which were the same five songs #palmspringsplaylistforever https://t.co/oOzEL91eV6

[Serena @SBeatsFTL]

.@SpiritAirlines LMK when you install child safety locks on your tray tables 😑 #cacophonyofmetaltables #thingsthatkidsplaywiththatshouldntbeplayedwith #canigetanotherdrink