Sam Bonansinga

[Sam Bonansinga @SBonansinga]

My little brother just started kindergarten and he looks exactly how I feel at my first day of college

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Would you look at the absolute HAUL we got from Coach Nick Hill and @SIU_Football… I truly cannot believe this box!

Thank you to all the SALUKIS for this amazing swag I absolutely love it!!

[Jethro. ꩜ @Ashentarnished]

For new Elden Ring players:

In order to get the horse mount, you need to defeat the first enemy you see on a horse. You can see him not far from the first site of grace in Limgrave, it’s crucial defeat hi first before you continue with the rest of the game.

Best of luck!

[Burner @BurnerDontask]

they accomplished war crimes visible from space

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>man makes absolute banger of a game
>"Ehh, I could do better."

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Great Nike ad.

[Jaden Roberts-Thomas @JROBT_28]

The 2023 Harlon Hill Trophy Winner

U deserve it all my guy congrats @zach_zebrowski5

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Soft-Ass University of South Dakota Canceled NDSU Fans' Tickets for Their Playoff Game This Week Because the Bison Fans Were Able to Guess 'Playoffs' as the Password for the USD Booster Pre-Sale https://t.co/z9DQsB0cZZ

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Him eating this like soup has my brain broken. How is there not one chew?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

There is nothing like that first true sweatshirt weather day. Crisp fall air. Full slate of football and playoff baseball.

It’s like I’m reborn as a person. The possibilities limitless. Our hopes and dreams have no bounds. Our misshapen bodies covered in layers. What a feeling.

[Cooper Adams @CoopsFB]

lions were right i had not considered they’d use gibbs exclusively on the sideline

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Median cost to buy a house hits a new record of $2,748/mo, up a MASSIVE 90% since 2020.

In other words, buying a house today costs nearly $33,000 per year.

This is 46% of the median PRE-TAX household income in the US.

Post-tax, homebuyers in the US are spending nearly 70% of their income on home payments.

Meanwhile, the median monthly apartment rent just hit a fresh record of $1,859/mo.

How has it become to difficult to have a place to live?

[Mizzou Hoops @MizzouHoops]

One of the best to lace them up this year, congrats to @TheKobe24Brown for collecting 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁-𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗦𝗘𝗖 honors, as voted on by the league's 14 head coaches!

#MIZ 🐯

[Saluki Football @SIU_Football]

TOUCHDOWN‼️ @AvanteCox with the speed.

Watch on #ESPN3 » https://t.co/ykfR2J8Zsw

[Je'Quan Burton @JeQuanBurton5]

HIM

[Mitchell Schwartz @MitchSchwartz71]

We’ll fight like hell to keep QBs who sexually assault women from getting suspended for too long but when one of the good guys has concussive symptoms, returns to the game, doesn’t enter concussion protocol, and is allowed to play 4 days later, “our investigation is ongoing.”

[Landon Lenoir @Legendarylando_]

Them boys scared lol

[Derek Parris @DerekParris]

Nick Broeker SEC lineman of the week

Will Putnam ACC lineman of the week

Nic Baker MVC offensive player of the week

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

BLOCKED

[Chino El Cochino @ChavoElGuapo]

Ya’lls queen died, but mine cooking in the kitchen rn