Rick Lobster 🦞

The only thing you've cared about in your life is nugs, chilling, and grindage. She/Her 🏳️‍🌈

[Rick Lobster 🦞 @SBoomer17]

Maybe wet hot American summer will be our always.

[eden riley 🌻 @peedenisonline]

imagine spending your last moments on earth staring at some college student like this

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Absolutely humiliating community note for Marjorie Taylor Greene

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Remember: There are 76 photos of Trump and Epstein together, Trump doesn't even have that many photos with his own kids.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

me when I have shaved my legs: I adore to have smooth legs, like a baby dolphin

me when I have not had time to shave my legs: actually removing body hair is a tool of the patriarchy and I won’t be complicit this time round

[Jaime Harrison @harrisonjaime]

Let me remind y’all…

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I wish I lived in a country where Donald Trump raping and sexually assaulting girls within Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring was treated with at least half the outrage and gravity of Joe Biden having one bad debate night.

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

Never forget that the marines rejected Kyle for service because he was too dumb.

[🇨🇦CoffeyTimeNews🇨🇦 @CoffeyTimeNews]

These are the facts.

#TrumpPedoFiles

[Rick Lobster 🦞 @SBoomer17]

Why do cats get treats that also clean their teeth? but i can't eat a bowl of ice cream and have it count as bushing my teeth...

[Rick Lobster 🦞 @SBoomer17]

The fact we make pregnant women work is infuriating

[vo @vanillaopinions]

81 is old

[Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin]

When your friends ask you why “project 2025” is so scary…

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

I'm much less concerned about Biden's age than the 12 year old victims of Epstein and Trump

[Racism Watchdog @RacismDog]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

[logspa @iamlogspa]

this showing up in my timeline is like seeing a middle school friend randomly pop up in a walmart

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all take our shoes off at the airport.

One failed attempt at overthrowing our country and we still allow the guy who orchestrated it to run for President so he can do it again.

Why aren’t we protecting America from right-wing terrorism?