El Falosofo Aristolete

Cuál es el colmo de Newton?
...no entender la gravedad de la situación

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.

[chesa @alanchesa95]

el 10 de haití cuando vea que en el cooling break les dan agua potable

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

[naiive @naiivememe]

Trump closing a deal with Iran like :

[Pete Mundo @PeteMundo]

Seinfeld episode 2026: Jerry gets tickets courtside and brings George, who decides, with the Knicks down 20 with 10 minutes left, he will leave the game early to beat the rush out of MSG.

As the Knicks mount a comeback he tries to get back into the Garden. He waves his ticket, name drops James Dolan, but nothing works and he ends up getting arrested.

Meantime, Kramer sneaks into the Garden and helps Mike Brown draw up the game winning play.

[Chompos @ChomposX]

Empieza el mundial

Mi vecino veneco en corto:

[GameVerse @TheGameVerse]

Another reason why GTA 5 is a realistic game:

[Belmont XXXIV @AZ_Bassit]

😭😭😭

[Just Chelsea @JustChelsea97]

Y si hermano, el tipo es árbitro FIFA, obviamente está asociado con una organización terrorista.

[前田@MLB THE SHOW @wil_maeda]

MLB THE SHOW

[George Alexopoulos @GPrime85]

Europeans visiting America for the World Cup, welcome. Here are some tips to help you enjoy your visit:

1. Wear a hat. That hot thing in the sky is called the sun, and it will ruin your day. Do not stand directly underneath it without shade for too long. Also, go indoors and enjoy our Air Conditioning.

2. Go for a drive. Pick a direction, cruise for at least an hour, then loop around. America is massive. We want you to enjoy it. Don’t only stay in a city. Visit national parks. Go hiking. (Just remember rule 1.)

3. Do not eat at convenience stores. That isn’t real food. Find local places, not chains. We’re talking bagel shops, greek restaurants, vienamese soup dens. Google Reviews can help. The portions will be massive. You aren’t expected to eat everything at once. Even halfway through your meal, tell your waiter you’d like the rest “to go” and you will have a second meal waiting tomorrow.

4. Mormons are the most dangerous predators in the Western hemisphere. If you spot one (they travel in gangs of two or more) drop whatever you’re holding and run for your life. Do not turn around.

5. Shoot a gun. Find an American friend, or visit a range and start talking in your funny accent then a new friend will find you. Most Americans will be delighted to take you shooting. Beware, though: Your penis will gain at least two inches and your woman may never leave you alone when you return home.

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

Brother had Jimmy John surgery

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

americans when they find out that world cup games go to a shootout after extra time

[Alberto @AlbertFCB]

Ella: “Tengo la regla”

Yo sabiendo que me la va a medir y sabrá que mentí

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

(Two faggots in bed)

“Jeremy what’s the matter I thought we were going to have faggot sex”

“It’s just… ugh. Blake Treinen didn’t wear the hat.”

[Piedra @piedra36__]

Cuidado con estos que igual los eliminas y dos meses después te enteras que han ganado 3-0

[NORTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

Be careful what you wish for son🥲🌚

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[Pipo Bronceadito @PipoBronceadito]

Siempre voy a estar enamorado del meme Majin Buu Dancing JAJAJJAJA

[UI/UX Savior @UiSavior]

Go this way to save your job 😂