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yeah no

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do you use 😂 unironically or are you normal

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some parent with a stick up their ass: oh my god!1!1!11 video games are going to make kids violent!!
that same parent at 6 years old:

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boys try to “i’m so ugly :/” their way into a relationship like how girls “omg look how small my hand is compared to yours!1!1” their way into a relationship

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i’m not like other girls: i’m a man

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looking good on the target self checkout camera is a major flex

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thinking about that one black lady in atlanta in the hotel i was staying at who worked at the omelette station and called me honey then she made me an omelette special with extra cheese 🥺 i hope you’re doing good today ma’am

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products made in america be like: this was made in AMERICA: THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. we forged this item with GUNPOWDER and BLOOD. this is the BEST thing you’ll ever purchase because the founder sold his soul to the devil himself to create this product✊😤made in USA 🇺🇸

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all of them.

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barbie movies that are the backbone of society: a thread

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babies need to drop their skincare routine

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y’all tweet hashtags like #CardiBIsOverParty but then you go back to normal after a day? lmao stfu

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gen z will literally pick up tear gas and throw it back at the police but cry when an adult raises their voice at them LMAO

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big thank you to kpop twitter for making #WhiteLivesMatter a kpop hashtag and pissing off the white supremacists 😌 i’m gonna go stan jungkook now

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@DeAnna4Congress imagine having nothing good to say about your president so you praise him for DRINKING WATER

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happy father’s day AND mother’s day!!! all parents matter 😌✨

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trump after nobody shows up to his rally #TrumpMeltdown

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@jeanne_pham damn you’re probably right

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maybe if women make sexist jokes about other women then the men will stop because we “ruin the joke for them”

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2020 be like:
JAAAAANNNUUAARRYYYY
fbrary
MAAARRRRCCCCHHH
mayyyy
jun

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@realDonaldTrump nobody likes you ❤️

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PAUL MCCARTNEY APPRECIATION POST!!! just bc it’s his birthday :)