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“I shall file your lost admiration carefully in the box where I keep my missing fucks.”

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This little fella, only 6 months old needs rescuing. We’re off on a 150 mile trip this morning to see if we can bring him home….

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@TheBeanEyesOpen @Telegraph lol, you’d be dragged through Gaza tied to the back of a motorbike

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@HelenWebberley You think people need education to know this is a bloke?

[Le_Sorelle_Arduino KPSS @Sorelle_Arduino]

Someone needs to let Matt Viner / Melissa Poulton know his pronouns are showing… 🙄

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@HelenWebberley lol https://t.co/OXFy7rtozD

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@TheGriftReport @ASRobbo7 How many bottles of wine did he give her?

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@imelizabethlane @TheMilkBarTV Not as cringe as telling Candace you had a dream about Charlie. Talk about pick me. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@imelizabethlane @paramounttactcl Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not’ve got ’em

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Pakistanis who gang-raped French tourist in front of her three children after her car ran out of fuel will be executed.

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@jk_rowling @Gigi0100203 @alexmassie Everything that comes through our front door is analysed by the wife like an Heathrow Airport Sniffer Dog

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@LeonTrust31883 @jk_rowling Let us know when you finally finish High School

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@realhonestash It’s all about as true as a crack team of French assassins on American soil to eliminate Candace 🤡

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@RobertJenrick You’re a dishonest cunt, Bobby.

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@PauliKnotts @CinemaShogun I’ll get there. Just like the French assassins that are never mentioned again 🤣

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@GreatBritishMC At least they were taking a break from nicking tools out of the back of vans.

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@PauliKnotts @CinemaShogun Receipts? 🤣 she wouldn’t know a receipt if they were slapping her around the face.

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@PauliKnotts @CinemaShogun Are the vibes not vibing for you, Paulie?

[Video Forensics @Video_Forensics]

Ex-England footballer Raheem Sterling veers his £270k Lamborghini across three lanes while driving erratically on the M3, minutes before crash

He can be seen with what looks to be a balloon filled with 'hippy crack' as he turns back into the inside lane

https://t.co/rbklDnj6iC

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@GarethDennis What a weird lie

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@buckleycarlson @lancevideos What went wrong at home with you and your brother?

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@CinemaShogun @nypost Don’t you start a home made timeline of aircraft 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Dr Sanjoy Kumar @drsanjoykumar]

And I hope the public tsunami of questions start now……….