𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦.

ᅠ ᅠ ㅤㅤㅤ ᅠᅠᅠ𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗦𝗡𝗢𝗪 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞.ᅠ ᅠ ㅤㅤㅤ ᅠᅠᅠ

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

https://t.co/DL3WgCd9Lt

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

I will pass out. Most likely within thirty seconds.

[𝑺𝑨𝑻𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑲𝑨 ׅ⎖ @tarucockja]

the words “ i don’t know “ could mean any period of time soooooo …

you just gotta take gamble by shovin’ yer’ face in ‘ere !!

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

If you can tell me, truthfully, the last time you showered, then fine. You can put them on my face.

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

If you knew what your crotch smelled like to a normal person you wouldn’t be naive enough to ask this question. Not a chance.

[𝑺𝑨𝑻𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑲𝑨 ׅ⎖ @tarucockja]

pillows ain’t nowhere near as fun though - and they can’t tickle my family jewels …

so why bother with ‘em - i mean , you want me to feel good , right ?

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

There was no eloquent way of wording this, so I will give you the benefit of the doubt and take it as a compliment.

Next time, just use a pillow… it won’t ruin my make-up.

[𝑺𝑨𝑻𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑲𝑨 ׅ⎖ @tarucockja]

oof - was that a bad thing to say …? 💧

because i meant it in like a good way , you make my nuts … tingle …?

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

[ Breathe in. Breathe out. ]

I would have my heel in your face if not for the love I have for you. Be quick.

[𝑺𝑨𝑻𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑲𝑨 ׅ⎖ @tarucockja]

then i got a good ten minutes to gawk , so quit squirmin’ and lemme do my thing - !

it’ll be like quick , i promise , i just want a handful ! ✨

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

Did you just… call my face a…

“Ball massager”? I’m actually stunned…

[𝑺𝑨𝑻𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑲𝑨 ׅ⎖ @tarucockja]

would ya’ kill me if i said both …? it was like my own ball massager and just … wow … 😵‍💫

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

Don’t you dare, I have to be at the inn in ten minutes!

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

Am I going to regret looking behind me? 💧

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

// the way shadow yukiko kills that dress…

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

Sometimes, I hear clapping while I walk. I’m either losing my mind, or somebody is applauding me.

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

If you don’t mind half of your face being smeared in scarlet kisses.

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

Did you really not want to wake me, or do you just adore the way my face feels with your crotch shoved in it?

[𝑺𝑨𝑻𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑲𝑨 ׅ⎖ @tarucockja]

that tent was hot and i was airin’ my junk out - you rolled over in your sleep and gotta face full of the ole’ satonaka sack …

you were sleepin’ and well - i didn’t wanna wake ya’ sooooo …

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

Closing her eyes and puckering up. Come get a kiss.

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

I thought you were asking me for assistance as a friend, don’t act like I’m a half-wit.

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

Oh? If I’m so nasty, then surely you can explain why I was the one who woke up with my face all sticky, sweaty and covered in hairs during our last school trip?

Don’t pin it on anyone else, either. We shared a tent.

[𝑺𝑨𝑻𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑲𝑨 ׅ⎖ @tarucockja]

and you never gave ‘em back - i think yer’ the nasty one here …

and i am only takin’ a shower if you make me , which you can’t ! so keep sniffing my stink , ya’ freak .

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

Wasn’t that a wonderful day? I let you pick the shade of red, and everything.

You love me? Romantically? You should have said that.

𝙉𝙤𝙬 I’m your girlfriend.

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

I wasn’t. Not deliberately, anyhow. Unless the black, sweaty spats with mysterious brown pubic hairs covering them left in the inn bed belonged to somebody else.

I have no words to describe how disgusting what you just said is… you’re overdue for a bath.

[𝑺𝑨𝑻𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑲𝑨 ׅ⎖ @tarucockja]

… first of all ; WHY are you smellin’ my spats ya’ freak ….

and second ; since when was a little body odor bad ..? just means i work hard .

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

Next you’ll say “scratching Chie’s grimy nuts with your sparkly red nail polish”day is romantic…

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. @SCARLETAMAGI]

I’ve smelled what’s under your spats. Someone as frail as her could, in no universe, take it.

[𝑺𝑨𝑻𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑲𝑨 ׅ⎖ @tarucockja]

ugh - you believe her over your childhood friend … wow , that’s some real loyalty , yukiko … 💢