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dont put twinkies on your pizza.

[mk @SCARYMVRY]

As long as i have franks red hot on all my snacks and people to laugh at my jokes, I have it all.

[mk @SCARYMVRY]

@BeerdedPJ And cry you will

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It is SO sick and so on brand that Alan Rickman was the only actor on set to know the ending of HP. Yes, I’m watching the reunion again. Yes, I am crying. Good morning.

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Something about a clean coffee table and a candle. I am soothed.

[mk @SCARYMVRY]

I’m sorry I’m not making minestrone soup without cayenne pepper.

[𝓙𝒶𝓈 @glitterwrld]

manipulators b like yes i hurt u but now u hate me so I'm the true victim

[mk @SCARYMVRY]

So far today I have taken a shower and eaten an impossible whopper. All is going according to plan.

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I just took a nap in my car now I’m eating Thai food alone

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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I’d rather die than share my Spotify wrapped.

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@BeerdedPJ I am pretty positive I already am

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I wish I could take my vape in the shower

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I’ve been looking up soup recipes since 5am

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So stoked these antidepressants are making me sweat up this mans bed every night. Not embarassing at all.

[mk @SCARYMVRY]

Chugging Diet Coke at 10am. She’s hungover.

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@crystaljetsets This message is approved by me

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WHY can I not even go to work without leaving d r u n k ??? I got off at FOUR

[T @birduyen13]

spoopy

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

this zodiac shit anticlimactic as hell

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

[about to invent yard gnomes] babe the lawn looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak in here