DJ Parnes

Living life on my terms...

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@WBCBaseball why is a semi final game on a Sunday airing on FS1? That’s absolutely ridiculous

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Receiving your order at a drive thru @tacobell without being asked if you would like any hot sauce and then begrudgingly being given 3 total sauce packets with attitude is diabolical…

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Hey @TheRock , met your mom at the grocery store today, she thought me and my friend were a couple “of the boys”. She’s super sweet and nice! Hope the beef stew was delicious

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@TheRock met your mom at the grocery store a few hours ago. She thought my friend and I were “one of the boys” ! Super sweet and kind. Enjoy the beef stew!

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@TooGooden17 No one cares about your Pulitzer Prizes. Your “valid” reasons can kick rocks

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@officialBBWAA Allowing Mark Gooden to retain his vote after not voting for Ichiro is absolutely criminal. Please take his vote away… this is incomprehensible

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@TooGooden17 You should have your vote taken away…

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@SportsCenter @espn How on earth is Ichiro not unanimous for the HOF?

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Love when you ship stuff with @USPS and it’s marked fragile but the package shows up looking like it was thrown around without care and the contents of the package are broken. See photos:

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@BurtsBees any chance you’ll be bringing back the Ginger Lime chapstick? If not, do you have a surplus of it left over anywhere? That was legit the best flavor. Thanks

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@FS1 A-Rod looking like an Oompa-Loompa’s taller Latin cousin 😂😂 #Bruh #WhyAreYouOrange

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Dave Roberts and the Dodgers are too reliant on analytics to effectively manage in the playoffs. Pulling starters too early, putting the wrong relievers in… #FireRoberts #111WinsMeanNothing #pathetic

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Hey @FS1 get AJ Pierzynski off of your telecast… his takes suck and he is just a has been who wishes he was still playing.

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#42 #ThankYouJackie #JackieRobinsonDay #HeroesGetRememberedBuyLegendsNeverDie

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@forzarevilo Too easy

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@forzarevilo I mean… that’s not shocking… but still

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@D_Portillo_0 Damian Lillard, Trae Young, Devin Booker, Klay, Steph