Sam

She/her. 36. Hi. I either rarely tweet or I tweet 20 in a row.

[Sam @SCFigg89]

Guys with big lips that treat me like shit. That only want my hips when it's convenient for them. People I can fix that leave when they're good again. I keep falling for boys and mistaking 'em for men - just @juliamichaels explaining my past type of boys.

[Sam @SCFigg89]

I’m convinced no one can actually see in the dark when it’s raining while driving.

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Kamala wanted to give first time homeowners a $25,000 credit towards the purchase of their home.

Trump started a war, has no healthcare plan, caused food and fuel to skyrocket, and raped little girls.

Great fucking job America.

[໊ @cdoll]

when a pretty girl calls me pretty:

[tani @keepupwithtani]

Using your PTO just to stay home & decompress is a vibe too.

[Sam @SCFigg89]

https://t.co/KRbS0W58zs

[Sam @SCFigg89]

I joined @FeetFinder in case anyone ever wanted to worship my tatted feet. #feetfetısh #feetfinder #nofreefeet

[Sam @SCFigg89]

I joined @FeetFinder in case anyone ever wanted to worship my tatted feet. #feetfetısh #feetfinder #nofreefeet

[Ethan ☆ @safetypinhrt]

The people yearn for another Punk Goes Pop album…. it’s me. I’m people.

[Sam @SCFigg89]

Probably why we divorced now

[Sam @SCFigg89]

I would never ask my partner if I could trust them with a handgun because they have dealt with suicidal ideations before. If you're that worried, don't keep the gun in the house. I have never thought of shooting myself as a way to end it.

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

btw if a girl tells you put on a condom and you pretend you have but you actually didn't or you take it off during sex, that's rape, she didn't give consent to unprotected sex. It's called stealthing.

[sandra @maroonexile]

@halsey never forget

[Scene Queen @scenequeenrocks]

Yeah honestly can yall use the song to show me your nails like genuinely tag me in them I need inspo lol

[Scene Queen @scenequeenrocks]

Your girl is finally getting festival offers and she’s playing on a stage with so many girlies @LTLFest

[Scene Queen @scenequeenrocks]

The incels found this and said I’m miserable because I don’t have a man meanwhile my man wrote a whole song about how he can’t put his phone down cause he wants to constantly talk to me lol and he agrees with me

[Scene Queen @scenequeenrocks]

“All she does is talk about how she hates men” ….girl nothing else is relevant rn they are ruining the world

[Sam @SCFigg89]

Spay your pets to prevent pyos that can turn into an expensive emergency surgery. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[Sam @SCFigg89]

Reads

[Sam @SCFigg89]

Roads weren’t too terribly bad. Made it to work and back safely. 🥰

[AnarchoChristian @AnarchoXP]

"THE PARTY TOLD YOU TO REJECT THE EVIDENCE OF YOUR EYES AND EARS. IT WAS THEIR FINAL, MOST ESSENTIAL COMMAND."
-GEORGE ORWELL, 1984

[Sam @SCFigg89]

Dreading this drive into work this morning. But, I need dollars

[Sam @SCFigg89]

@B_and_B93 Is that a yes

[Sam @SCFigg89]

So, everyone pinches their nipple right to relieve it when it itches?