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bad at scopa, good at, uhhh,,, good at,

[ranch pudding @i_need_eggs]

make a wish

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@kathwynbaldrin @kennylbelvin “Kenny can I call you” is such a nice sounding sentence

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People love god and kids and I only love myself and my possessions

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@prawn_meat pacific ring

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free breeks

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@gladys2meetu well you see, sexy low water full sun native bay area ground cover,

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sexy low water full sun native bay area ground cover 😛

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@gladys2meetu cranch

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@ccfireman @warmyellowlight WHAT are we DOING

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@i_need_eggs Hey i love that song. would make for some great crying

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@gladys2meetu And yet!!! (Pause) the bemused silence

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A weird bit i just remembered that did NOT land was when i had to give an 8th grade graduation speech and said “i could give you a speech but someone else has already said it better than I ever could:” and then I read the copy from a hotel spa brochure

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The “seeds” are the “bones” of the fruit

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@gladys2meetu Thank the lord (on behalf of devil wears prada)

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no more movies about race cars or drivers or car companies. sorry! moratorium on that. reapply in five years

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@gladys2meetu i have generously decided to allow F1 movies bc those aren’t really cars

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@gladys2meetu jokes on you bc there are no good movies about books???