ashmit‼️

Bing chillin🍃

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

I was born in the right era .I love being a goofy little rapscallion with a bag of tricks and a heart of gold. I love performing antics and shenanigans. Meeting with my scallywag friends for a night of lighthearted mischief.Never before have we wacky rascals had freedom to be us.

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

Everything i touch goes to shit, king midass if you will

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

Anyone else tired of the producers chiming in on every fucking podcast nowadays? It's like the reinvented laugh track.

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

Im very paternal towards kids and dogs, as in I don't give a fuck about them

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

Can any veterinarians explain why my dog's eyes harbor a deep sense of longing and sadness that I am incapable of satiating?

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

Scientists recently did a study that showed that I'm better than everyone at everything.

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

Kill all millennials

[Lu @blxcksaint]

Poor, depressed, and still on her socials. #MyBrotherJustAnotherMe

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

If brand new day is about the man-spider storyline, mcu might genuinely be back

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

The ripples brought a tear to my eye #BrandNewDay

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

Connections
Puzzle #1000🎉
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Kill all connection admins

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

Put punch the monkey in gaza so everyone can stop gaf✌️

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

I should have fought for US but instead I RAN

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

@CostaCoffee if you're gonna be classist, at least focus on grammar.

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

Ticklers aren't criticized at all for being so fundamentally anti-consent.

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

At the function, too unc for the yungins, and too yn for the OGs. Fuck my chungus life ffs

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

You're laughing? Clavicular just got frame mogged by the ASU frat leader and you're laughing?

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

Khhv stonecold truecel autistic ND chud lhtn lifestyle is not for the weak.

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

Never got the hype for the dark knight. Not a single knight in the entire film. #falseadvertising #nolanisoverrated

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

Do you guys stop yourself from writing like ai?

[ashmit‼️ @SCOREsese01]

Nothing man, just eating bread and watching the circus, how about you?